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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Stevo regrets saying as a fat cat, he deserves a big pussy :)
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,610
    After coming home drunk and crashing out, Prunella found half a pizza, some kebab shop workers, 3 empty bottles of vodka, a shopping trolley, various street signs, a stray St Bernard, a fishing trawler and a bloke underneath her. She later reflected that her night out was a raving success.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    "Thanks for the tip" she whispered in his ear.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    The new 'matthew h' patented Beer Goggles were a roaring success.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The BB regulars were for once very grateful that Velonutter had insisted that from now on all of the 'Big Girls' had to cover up their muffs.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The new 'matthew h' patented Beer Goggles were a roaring success.

    Go large or go home :D
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Despite his protests to the contrary, Piña proves once and for all that he is actually into extreme sports by demonstrating his muff diving prowess.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The new 'matthew h' patented Beer Goggles were a roaring success.

    Go large or go home :D
    'Slap that and ride the ripples' (as the Macc Lads used to say).

    [PS: this is not an entry].
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    The question of can i squeeze into a medium Uno S5 was answered quickly by the old forgotten Assos model.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The new 'matthew h' patented Beer Goggles were a roaring success.

    Go large or go home :D
    'Slap that and ride the ripples' (as the Macc Lads used to say).

    [PS: this is not an entry].

    Was it in a fold of skin?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The organisers of the inaugural Bottom Bracket Extreme Muff Diving Championships had to call a halt to proceedings when one of the competitors failed to re-surface.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña discovers that the Crudders were having him on when they told him that GT's mum was a MILF.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Underneath, there is a Womble trying to burrow his way in.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Pina trying to retrieve her IUD for recycling.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The experience that finally made Stuart Hall realise that he preferred 'little' girls.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Arran realised his mistake, having his latest conquest leap off the wardrobe.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Being Tina's new flat mate was not going well for Dave.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Stevo continues to use all his weight in his arguments with Pina.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    As seanoconn takes a close look at Beryl's undercarriage he concludes that this is too much of a challenge even for his legendary 'Lines Away' cream.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    The entrants for the Middlesbrough auditions for 'Take me out' made up their lack of natural talent with their enthusiasm.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    After rigging the elections, El Presidente Piña's plan to distribute everything equally amongst the citizens backfired when he tried to divvy up the totty.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,610
    Due to Prunella's Post Coital Incontinence, flatulence and Narcolepsy, Ralph decided that tomorrow night, he would sleep in the shallow end with the window open and inside a roll cage.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Matthew h soon regretted saying "f*ck me, those pants are massive".
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,610
    After 6 hours of foreplay and having forked out for 23 pints, 16 doughnuts, a barrel of Bailey's, 42 Big Macs, 13 Domino Pizzas and a bucket of M&M's, Stevo was dissapointed and decided that it was time to call it a day with the Boston carnvial queen who just wouldn't give in to his charms and his money..
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    Seano found out too late that the Cruddites top tip 'Fat burds and mopeds are both good for a ride until your mates find out' was just a joke.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    From his position underneath Beryl, Sean had to admit that the Crudders were right, shaved legs were for girls and fat ones at that.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    You'll have to tie a rope around it's ankles and pull it out Mr Herriot!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Tragedy strikes as Donna gets distracted with thoughts of a cream cake resulting in a Bottom bracket member dying from erotic asphyxiation.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    See? I told you that top bunk wouldn't take it!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    When Dave ticked the '30-35' box, he assumed it referred to his escort's age rather than her weight.

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