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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Support staff on the 'Miss Scotland 2020' show get cheesed off with dealing with some diva contestants.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    the morning after 12 pints, he has to listen about his dire performance the previous evening
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Altogether now " jeez beer goggles again"
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Jess varnish surprised she's no longer called out on her arris
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited August 2020
    Shane Warne struggled adjusting with his new identity as Shania after ill fated sex change op.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    johnson and cummings in disguise staycation revelation, more on pages 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 36, 37 and 94
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Who you callin' Coyote Ugly?
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    sungod said:

    johnson and cummings in disguise staycation revelation, more on pages 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 36, 37 and 94

    I thought those were the teeth on your cassette.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "You could've flushed the toilet Debbie!"

    " I tried three times but it was like King Kong's finger. "
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    darkhairedlord said:

    Jess varnish surprised she's no longer called out on her arris

    You da winna winna @darkhairedlord . Take it away fella.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    'What do you mean "moobs"? This is all muscle.'
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Usual roolz as da kids would say.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    First.Aspect said:

    'What do you mean "moobs"? This is all muscle.'

    A good late entry might make me change my mind but a an effort like that?!

    Or you could send me some beer tokens.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    pinno said:

    First.Aspect said:

    'What do you mean "moobs"? This is all muscle.'

    A good late entry might make me change my mind but a an effort like that?!

    Or you could send me some beer tokens.
    Gutted
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    darkhairedlord said:

    Usual roolz as da kids would say.

    Smidsy
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    'Bloody American imports'
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited August 2020
    Bottom Bracketeers are shocked by the extremely rare appearance of a Tory in the caption comp. 😉
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    You’ve made your point Norman, now get in the car.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    I need a better cowcatcher.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "Cycle lanes? There will be no cycling in MY lanes" says entitled Tory k-nob.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Felt that one
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    edited August 2020
    The subject of a new X Files episode reveals how VN got knocked off his bike.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "And that, dear chaps, is how to deal with Extinction Rebellion types trying to block the road"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    tory grandee in last minute practice for the elimination of johnson
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Irish inventor of driverless bikes shrugs off criticisms as early tests prove disastrous.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    The master reminds Stevo who's boss in no uncertain terms.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Extreme Rebellion criticised for launching suicide biker attacks on gas guzzling cars.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    lts worth paying 5 grand for a careless driving charge to knock a pleb of their bike
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "It's not as good as what I 'felt' down the gentlemens club last night."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Ok, this tripe has run its course and it's now time to hand over the baton to the least talentless entry of a genuinely bad lot.
    So with a throw back to Norman's dad its @slowmart
    "You’ve made your point Norman, now get in the car."

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