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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    You can fill up his inbox

    @slowmart
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Until he f*ck1ng capitulates

    @slowmart
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Like this

    @slowmart
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Especially annoying if he's on a smart phone that goes ding everytime an email is received

    @slowmart
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    One more for good measure

    @slowmart
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    ..and one for luck

    @slowmart
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    ...and one for my dearly departed great great grandmother

    @slowmart
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    One for the helluvit

    @slowmart
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516


    It’s done when it’s dead
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cakestopper regrets boasting about getting his c0ck out in public if Leave win the referendum.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Something about getting her leg over
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    During a trip to the seaside, the family regretted forgetting grandad's lithium.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Reginald does like to keep it in the family.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Photo shoot of the attendees at the Lib Dem annual conference causes a bit of a stir.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo_666 said:

    Photo shoot of the attendees at the Lib Dem annual conference causes a bit of a stir.

    Do they have that many members left?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    shortfall said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Photo shoot of the attendees at the Lib Dem annual conference causes a bit of a stir.

    Do they have that many members left?
    It depends what you mean by 'member' in this case.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Young Bob was soon to learn all about the mysterious "barrel" that his uncle kept mentioning.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Sally calculated 45° to the perpendicular perfectly.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Former Labour Minister Chris Smith struggled being out of power and sought out excitement by photo bombing complete strangers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited August 2020
    pinno said:

    Sally calculated 45° to the perpendicular perfectly.

    This has well and truly left its mortal coil

    Over to the resident forumite who resides north of civilisation as we know it.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    get a move on @pinno
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Cheers Slowie

    Winner when it fizzles out:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    inaugural meeting of the government's the new national institute for health protection ends in recriminations regarding who was to bring the buckfast
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    #metoo

    Ok I know I played that one before but hey, black hats matter
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Pinno gets a bollocking for spending too much time tinkering with old German cars in his shed.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Listen just avoid getting between me and the burger van when we get kicked out of the pub tonight
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So did you spend the entire time I was in prison eating ?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "I'm just getting ready to dodge some salad, luv"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Wear a xxxxing mask 'coz I'm high risk.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    You wouldn't believe what lyndsay Lohan looks like now.

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