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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    "Hugh gave him Divine Brown's number 'cos I said, I ain't touchin' this dude again. He was babblin' crazy stuff like becomin' prime minister in the middle of a blow job"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    This is failing graylings boss, the chap who couldn’t win a rigged election for chair of the Intelligence Committee
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "I'd rather sh@g him than that beardy leftie loser who looks like Captain Birdseye"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited July 2020
    Two HMRC employees mentally construct the image of Stevo getting dry pounded from behind by an enthusiastic Boris
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Ah, forgot all about this. And it died some time ago.

    Ah go on then fox's paw.
    ballysmate said:

    Boris' Life Matters.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Just in time for the big dat tomorrow.

    image
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    'Look at that over there - it's a big dat'
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Beat It girl, you are way too old for Michael Jackson.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I'm sorry Mr Jackson, boys underpants are not considered as a suitable face covering in this store.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Sorry Sir, you can't go in the priority checkout queue just because your face mask is black.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "Sorry, no statues in here, luv."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    is that elvis over there?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Beat it #covid19
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Elvis and Jacko papped in Fulham Waitrose.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    where do you think you dropped your nose?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited July 2020
    Deleted
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Yeah, use checkout aisle 6, there are lots of kids' sweets there.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Died a death.
    In a very close race, the winner by a short nose is Sungod.

    Over to you.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Why are we still waiting?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    ok, low hanging fruit (with special express win rule for first person to post the obvious)


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    So just like most of my girlfriend's it's thick and comes with three holes you can shove your d1ck in.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    ...and here is an example of the voters we won over to clinch the last general election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Boris unveils a new statue honouring Momentum supporters.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    And this is what I shoved up Gove's @rse when he stabbed me in the back over the leadership contest.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "I'm pleased to introduce the new Secretary of State for Housing, Chris Grayling."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    "I was amazed at the prices of bricks at Pinno's pop up shop."

    *****Exclusive building products sale. Fresh in from India. Hand made by 8 years old's. Don't miss out. Build your own condo. BiBGiF (Buy 1 brick get 1 free). Special discounts for rioters*****
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    "So I said to Junker, 'now you look here mate..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Block head.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    First.Aspect said:

    Block head.

    😊

    "You must have seen parties of Blockheads
    With blotched and lagered skin
    Blockheads with food particles in their teeth
    What a horrible state they're in
    They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests
    Shoes like dead pigs' noses
    Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers
    A mouth what never closes..."

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    this brick, if it ran, could have beat Corbyn at the last election.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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