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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Boris unveils prototype of mini traffic lights for cyclists.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Someone handed this into the Commons lost property. I believe it's Jess Phillips brain if somebody could pass it on to her?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    ...and here's the new alarm for distressed socialists - if you're not happy with the democratic outcome, throw this.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    So I said to Mark Francois,
    "as soon as I find the other one it's no more kids for me"
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    So I said to my colleague and former minister "if you had put it in here you wouldn't be in trouble now"
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    And as I explained to my ex, the only real difference between you and this is that I can only fit three fingers in the brick.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Boris explains in too much detail how the vasectomy went
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Sorry, I thought you said, "Bring that 'brick'with you for lunch", not that 'pr1ck'.


    Barnier will be devastated at missing out on a freebie.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Fwaw naw fwaw no this should be my Spitting Image puppet.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    shortfall said:

    And this is what I shoved up Gove's @rse when he stabbed me in the back over the leadership contest.

    no one realised the concept of it being the one johnson shat, so i hereby hand the posting stick to @shortfall for his depiction of gove's debasement
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Why thank you SG.



  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    who farted?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    edited August 2020
    "Well Ash, I can see that you're disappointed but you can't help which colour you are born"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Discussion rages in the media over whether to erect a lifelike statue in Bristol of a person of colour looking vaguely disgusted.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    pundits bewildered by lack of quality in caption competition
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I'm telling you the Catholics will be next with their emancipation.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris, he's a genius.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Look I have told you a hundred times, I am not your puppet so get your hand out of my ar5e.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    What's that smell?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    'I fished the statue out and put it in my garden'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    sungod said:

    who farted?

    First.Aspect said:

    What's that smell?

    Err...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    pinno said:

    sungod said:

    who farted?

    First.Aspect said:

    What's that smell?

    Err...
    That smells a bit fishy....
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Lefty looking confused after hearing 'a fact'
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "Listen dearie, this is where you discover that farts are like children: you can just about stand your own."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    edited August 2020
    I'll have another go...

    In apologising for his importunate remarks, Mr Starkey said on BBC news, "My principal regret is that my blundering use of language and the penalty it has incurred will further restrict the opportunities for proper racism."
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    all I said was that slavery wasn’t as bad as genocide and to evidence my point look at the amount of women of colour who wash up at the kitchen sink before they do the mans ironing
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    slowmart said:

    all I said was that slavery wasn’t as bad as genocide and to evidence my point look at the amount of women of colour who wash up at the kitchen sink before they do the mans ironing

    It's fizzled out and SM wins with this late entry.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Stevo_666 said:

    Why are we waiting?

    WHYYYYY?!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Try a PM or @slowmart
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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