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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    edited July 2020
    Dyslexic *TLM protesters hit cinemas on dawn of post lockdown opening.

    *Teletubbies Lives Matter.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    Chinese extraditions start to bite on Hong Kong protestors
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    Don says you have to be a dummy to wear masks
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,623
    sungod said:

    claims of inflated turnout at trump rally

    And we have a winner! Over to you...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Stevo_666 said:

    Why are we waiting?

    Yep, why?
    It's not as though he enjoys a lie in every morning, is it?
    C'mon man!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,523
    edited July 2020

    (not me, he's got no bubbly)
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    Life on furlough
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    I'm sorry for the poxy french pastry, your full English breakfast will be with you shortly.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    Hey babe, can you tell I'm feeing horny, fancy a quicky before work?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    The net closes on the fugitive @Matthewfalle
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,623
    Car swerves to avoid croissant and collides with large man.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    Sungod impersonator busted for being too young, too slim and not pi$$ed in the morning.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    both ends I tell you, then I took this casting..
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    darkhairedlord said:

    both ends I tell you, then I took this casting..

    😂😂😂😂
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,523
    orraloon said:

    The net closes on the fugitive @Matthewfalle

    over to you 'loon
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    edited July 2020
    Why thank you kind solar deity. Back shortly. Who you callin' Shortly?

    Let's go.


  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Don't Bojo look luverly in a white afro?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Boris' Life Matters.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    edited July 2020
    "Donald looks subtly different today, don't you think?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    Boris look favourite to replace Trumps picture of racist politcians on the dartboard.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    The winner of the worst Covid haircuts
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    edited July 2020
    "You're joking, right? There's less chance of me dating him than there is of Wolves getting a Champions' League spot."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    "Look gurl, Pinno's pop up shop shure do a fine selection o' toupees"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Yeah, I'd shag Boris. At least he aint a Jock.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    (Cannock is awash with beauties)
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Ravishing they are I tell ye. Tattoos spelt correctly and everything.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,523
    this old guy told me i could trust him, then his trousers fell down and he sat on a bottle so it went up his bum and made his hair go all crazy, too weird i said, luckily i made a tik tok, he sent me this autographed pic and twenty grand to not publish it, but i already got fifty from the papers
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,623
    "Ever wondered what top sportsgrounds use on their grass? The chances are they’ve used a version of Lawn Magic, the professional secret of green, healthy and great looking lawns."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    "Man, he drunk that whole bottle o' lawn magic"
    - "Really?"
    - "Yeah, and the next thing you know..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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