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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Ok it's fizzled out pretty quickly so last chance for any late entries. I'll pick a winner tonight if I get back from work in time.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Attempt to disguise the 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariots' routine to avoid offending anyone backfires slightly.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Not many entries but some good ones nonetheless. This early one made me properly laugh out loud though so it's back to the DHL.
    darkhairedlord said:

    ...and I was kneeling under the bull when....

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    DHL - GAFMO :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    I've gmfaig

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "Well maybe we should allow a few in from Romania"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    darkhairedlord said:

    I've gmfaig

    "I want to thank Po Ling and Shannon and Emily and Angel and Connie and Becky and Rachel and Nikki and Anne. And I hope they won’t mind if I mention in particular two nurses who stood by my bedside for 48 hours when things could have gone either way."
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Keep hands in pockets, keep hands in pockets
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Oi Lembit!
    I've had 'em both!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "I know we're sisters but get your finger out of there, I get first dibs."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "I... I... I... ah... um... phwoar"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "Dominic, Dominic, see what I found in Barnard Castle. You really do need new glasses"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    "Come to my back room girls and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    xi's honey trap was a roaring success
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    What’s better than a fat American and a dance pole?
    Twins, each with their own dance pole.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    And out of the three contestants , the fat useless cunt rosette goes to Boris
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    in his haste, johnson fails to put together the words "do you want lady boy?"
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    edited June 2020
    "Better than Diane and Harriet, don't you think lads?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    edited July 2020
    OK, I'm bore already and no one is posting.
    A cursory glance brings up the best of a bad bunch working the material at hand, so the winner is First-Aspect.
    Usual rules apply GYAIG...
    First.Aspect said:

    darkhairedlord said:

    I've gmfaig

    "I want to thank Po Ling and Shannon and Emily and Angel and Connie and Becky and Rachel and Nikki and Anne. And I hope they won’t mind if I mention in particular two nurses who stood by my bedside for 48 hours when things could have gone either way."
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    darkhairedlord said:

    OK, I'm bore already and no one is posting.
    A cursory glance brings up the best of a bad bunch working the material at hand, so the winner is First-Aspect.
    Usual rules apply GYAIG...

    First.Aspect said:

    darkhairedlord said:

    I've gmfaig

    "I want to thank Po Ling and Shannon and Emily and Angel and Connie and Becky and Rachel and Nikki and Anne. And I hope they won’t mind if I mention in particular two nurses who stood by my bedside for 48 hours when things could have gone either way."
    Well you needn't have read any further, I can assure you.

    Now let's see....
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465


  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Old MacDonald had a (socially distanced) farm...
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The only time the song ♫You're going down♫ referred to the crowd and not the opposition.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    claims of inflated turnout at trump rally
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Man City gets record crowd attendances.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Liverpool denies surge in plastic fans after winning the Premier League.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Got quiet again. I'll call this when the thread drops off page 1.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Had you not bumped it up...

    27 days by Sungod daily reckoning (unless some twit asks about a BB problem).

    Now 29.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Trump addresses a full crowd at latest election rally.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Outbreak of COVID-19 in the blow-up doll community causes social distancing measure to be enforced.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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