The return of...Caption Competition

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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The Canistan cycling team gets off to a good start.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    new br 'backend unavailable' failure icon a roaring success
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Here we have a typical Cakestopper. A perfect ar5e.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Fiona's arris brings down the entire BR forum.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Penny wasnt listening properly when she stopped at the side of the road and accepted my offer to make her hole weak.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Shortly after posting, the forum suffered a 503 back-end over-flow
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    darkhairedlord said:

    Shortly after posting, the forum suffered a 503 back-end over-flow

    You've just 'done a pinno' and entered your own caption comp...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Do you want a ride or watch the first Premiership game tonight
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So Mr Weinstein, do i get the part?

    (oh im going straight to hell for that one)
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    And as part of your training today young lady I am going to demonstrate what the bonk feels like.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Last orders at the bar please. Winner announced some time this evening.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "That's quite a stem you have there, mister"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I think I've got a problem with my bottom bracket.

    Don't worry love, I've got something that's a press fit that will go in there nice and tight.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    shortfall said:

    I think I've got a problem with my bottom bracket.

    Don't worry love, I've got something that's a press fit that will go in there nice and tight.

    Screw in ones tend to squeak less.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Take the knee? Nah!
    But I'll take all the c0ck I can get.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    As they say in the kitchens of france.. That's shallots.
    or the kitchens of America ...Time to choose a wiener.
    Or the kitchens of Belgium..Horses for courses....

    Anyhow, with a late entry........

    "I think I've got a problem with my bottom bracket.
    Don't worry love, I've got something that's a press fit that will go in there nice and tight."
    The baton is passed firmly with both hands to shortfall.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Thanks Lord, I'll have a search for something suitable. Back after breakfast.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited June 2020



  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Hancock catches the corona
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "Someone told me to go read Cake Stop as it had a thread about what I'm doing - here's a summary of what I thought of them"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    ...and I was kneeling under the bull when....
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Matt Handsoncock demonstrates latest Gummint 'guidance' on covid-19, where at 8pm on a Thursday everybody has to perform to Village People's YMCA. And of course he gets it wrong.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    no cufflinks? standards are low in this cabinet
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    The 2020 remake of Hancock's Half Hour (of fame) got some poor reviews, such as "promised a lot and delivered fxxx all"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Dickhead
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    It’s the latest PPE for healthcare workers, an invisible face mask
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    "I couldn't reach the hole - even with Viagra and a step ladder".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    '...and despite all the problems these days, our majority is still this big"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Don't shoot, I'm white
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Word Up!
    Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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