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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Professor Niall Ferguson investigated the reason for the discomfort he was feeling in his rectum only to find several cakestoppers stuck up there.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    shortfall said:

    Professor Niall Ferguson investigated the reason for the discomfort he was feeling in his rectum only to find several cakestoppers stuck up there.

    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    These viral lockdown challenges are getting daft now
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Moments later, Ned's head was covered in Vindaloo.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Don't mess with The Foot.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Hancock gets confused explaining his arris from elbow.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Clever ^.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Coronavirus could be more dangerous than foot-in-mouth disease, experts say.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    thistle_(mbnw) said:

    These viral lockdown challenges are getting daft now

    Correct answer! I’ve seen a few such stupid things in my FB feed, kind of what I had in mind when I found this pic...

    All yours, @thistle_(mbnw)

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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Hopefully this won't get the thread deleted:

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    trump's latest coronavirus cure proves a roaring success
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Very nice dear, but where's your pineapple?
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    And if I shove this piece down my knickers it'll turn a humble margherita into a seafood marinara.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    New Tesco pizza features a fried egg on every slice.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    BloJo recommends easing C19 lockdown one slice at a time.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey babe, cum faster my pizza slice is getting cold.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Latest fast food delivery service to encourage people to stay in.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Croydon girl literally off her teetz.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Stropteen does multiple pi$$ dad off stunt.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Unfortunately, my 22 year old wife was heckled by the neighbours shouting paedo at me, shortly after this pic was taken. We were only trying to celebrate our 10th anniversary together during lockdown.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Marketing department were disappointed to find even this campaign to sell their thin and crispy vegan pizza failed miserably.
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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Girl taken to hospital following failed attempt at topping herself.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Guess where I'm going to put this third slice of pizza?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Going to give this until sometime tomorrow before calling it.
    After posting it I didn't think it had much potential but you lot have proved me wrong :trollface:
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    andrew always knew that trip for pizza was going to come back and bite him
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    pinno said:

    Unfortunately, my 22 year old wife was heckled by the neighbours shouting paedo at me, shortly after this pic was taken. We were only trying to celebrate our 10th anniversary together during lockdown.

    Is that a caption entry or a personal statement? :p
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Censored
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    This is 12” mister, now fuck off
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    'Can I smell anchovies?'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    edited May 2020
    Some good ones there but I liked this one the best:
    shortfall said:

    Girl taken to hospital following failed attempt at topping herself.

    @shortfall

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