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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    following radical cosmetic surgery, kim jong-un celebrates with luxuries his people can only dream of
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited May 2020
    First time rent boy tries to take away the taste of his first bl0w job but soon realises that Buckfast is worse than sme-gma.

    Is there a delayed reaction with the dude words filter? When I post it's ok then I read the thread an hour later and my rude words are censored and the sentence makes no sense.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    The buck stops here,until tomorrow that is.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    My mam reckons Boris did her behind the chippy and I’m the result.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Owing to the influx of quality material I really Can't be bothered to put up with much more. So singed gets picked up at random as average of a bad bunch....
    sungod said:

    following radical cosmetic surgery, kim jong-un celebrates with luxuries his people can only dream of

    Over to sunGod.....
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    'strewth that was quick, ta


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Post Covid remake of Baywatch struggled to find an audience.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Just another day for the lifeguards at Bournemouth.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Death had a day off after Cake Stoppers claims made him think that he'd already hit his annual targets.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Following a few unfortunate mishaps, lifeguards try a more impactful approach than their 'Beware of the shark' sign.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Nah mate, don't fancy yours much.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    MF torches tidal flag bearer.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    This years Panto season ads start early.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Enjoy fatty, you’re next.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    'Oi, 2 metres you fat ****er!'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Just after sunrise, Boxing Day, 2004, Banda Aceh beach.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    ISiS jihadi brides win the right to work as lifeguards.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So tell me death why didn’t you take that useless lying fat twat Boris
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So Death did you manufacture Covid to speed up the exit for OAP’s and right winger deniers?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    in the new spirit of speed captioning

    i found it a real struggle to choose between...
    Stevo_666 said:

    'Oi, 2 metres you fat fuc​ker!'

    ...and the delightfully dark...
    Wheelspinner said:

    Just after sunrise, Boxing Day, 2004, Banda Aceh beach.

    but as steveo was to lazy to evade the censorware himself, i hand the posting stick to ws
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    edited May 2020
    sungod said:

    in the new spirit of speed captioning

    i found it a real struggle to choose between...

    Stevo_666 said:

    'Oi, 2 metres you fat fuc​ker!'

    ...and the delightfully dark...
    Wheelspinner said:

    Just after sunrise, Boxing Day, 2004, Banda Aceh beach.

    but as steveo was to lazy to evade the censorware himself, i hand the posting stick to ws
    Boo hiss. I typed those asterisks myself I'll have you know.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    sungod said:

    ...steveo...

    I hope this new noun doesn't morph into Stelvio because that would be wrong, wrong, wrong.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    pinno said:

    sungod said:

    ...steveo...

    I hope this new noun doesn't morph into Stelvio because that would be wrong, wrong, wrong.

    Dead right, I'm not that fussed about Alfas.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Ooh winner! Back later with something. Cheers SG!
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720

    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    cake stopper ties himself in knots over coronavirus thread
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Pictures leaked from yet another remake of 'The Thing'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    When 'Twister' goes too far.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 723
    Captain Tom's latest fundraiser is a winner!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Cake Stop moaner finally takes advice to stick something where the sun doesn't shine.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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