The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    First.Aspect said:

    Mmm. Thread's gone quiet. If I've understood the rules I can pick a winner tomorrow....

    You can pick a winner whenever you like FA. Judge's decisions are final and all that.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    New sign language term invested for 'Wuhan W@nkers'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,576
    darkhairedlord said:

    So pence was like, bent over, and it was like.. putting yer arm in a bucket of swarfega..

    Sure, there were cleverer ones, but this was by far the most realistic.

    Over to you....
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    Why are we waiting?

    FA, have you PM'd DHL like it says in the rules?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,576
    Stevo_666 said:

    Why are we waiting?

    FA, have you PM'd DHL like it says in the rules?

    Yup. Its been literally minutes already. The tension is unbearable.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    Its a grand BB tradition to get impatient about the next caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    First.Aspect said:

    darkhairedlord said:

    So pence was like, bent over, and it was like.. putting yer arm in a bucket of swarfega..

    Sure, there were cleverer ones, but this was by far the most realistic.

    Over to you....
    I'm struggling with how come you know it's more realistic? I won't ask 😀
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited May 2020
    Sniff my fist, it smells of Mike Pence's ar5ehole
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,672
    Err... He can't say he's been out a lot.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,672
    @darkhairedlord

    That'll rattle his cage.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,504
    First.Aspect said:

    darkhairedlord said:

    So pence was like, bent over, and it was like.. putting yer arm in a bucket of swarfega..

    Sure, there were cleverer ones, but this was by far the most realistic.

    Over to you....
    i think it's time to spin the bottle again
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Yikes sorry for the delay.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Its dire, we’ve run out of alcohol, the loser has to go to Asda.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    After losing at soggy biscuit 9 times in a row, John was glad of a game of spin the bottle.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    Government tries to make getting herd immunity a bit more fun.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    OK, loser is only allowed to post in Cake Stop for a week.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,504
    cummings' strategy team working 24x7 on the ppe problem
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 726
    shortfall said:

    After losing at soggy biscuit 9 times in a row, John was glad of a game of spin the bottle.

    Never heard of soggy biscuit so googled it, fecking hell, is that really a thing? :o
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    diplodicus said:

    shortfall said:

    After losing at soggy biscuit 9 times in a row, John was glad of a game of spin the bottle.

    Never heard of soggy biscuit so googled it, fecking hell, is that really a thing? :o
    That's nearly as bad as 'blue waffles'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 726
    Stevo_666 said:

    diplodicus said:

    shortfall said:

    After losing at soggy biscuit 9 times in a row, John was glad of a game of spin the bottle.

    Never heard of soggy biscuit so googled it, fecking hell, is that really a thing? :o
    That's nearly as bad as 'blue waffles'.
    I don't want to know.... :D:D
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    diplodicus said:

    shortfall said:

    After losing at soggy biscuit 9 times in a row, John was glad of a game of spin the bottle.

    Never heard of soggy biscuit so googled it, fecking hell, is that really a thing? :o
    Don't know if it's for real not an urban myth but mates of mine who were in the army, and also some rugby lads often reference it. Knowing the sort of lads they are I can believe it.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,576
    "Which do you prefer; my rug or my box?"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,322
    diplodicus said:

    shortfall said:

    After losing at soggy biscuit 9 times in a row, John was glad of a game of spin the bottle.

    Never heard of soggy biscuit so googled it, fecking hell, is that really a thing? :o
    Eeugghh. Kids these days.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,672
    I just Googled 2 terms... FFS.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    pinno said:

    I just Googled 2 terms... FFS.

    You were warned :p
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,219
    Government's spin doctors decide who will give the daily coronavirus briefing.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Alex Salmond’s staff spin the bottle for who takes the night shift
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited May 2020
    Cakestopper lives to regret saying "If Dominic Cummings sees the day out I'll shove this bottle up my arse!"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    shortfall said:

    Cakestopper lives to regret saying "If Dominic Cummings sees the day out I'll shove this bottle up my censored !"

    How would they fit a bottle and a head up there?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo_666 said:

    shortfall said:

    Cakestopper lives to regret saying "If Dominic Cummings sees the day out I'll shove this bottle up my censored !"

    How would they fit a bottle and a head up there?
    I can think of one who could manage it whilst wearing a top hat 😂

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