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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Alex Salmond’s new PA was easy to spot
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Dame Buckethead starts her election 2020 campaign early.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Commuters flout no-smoking laws.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Yeah, someone said on social media that this is the safest way to travel.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "The Ronco 5G blocking headset. Developed exclusively in conjunction with David Icke and Alex Jones and available by mail order now. Call toll free for your 30 free trial!"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    shortfall said:

    "The Ronco 5G blocking headset. Developed exclusively in conjunction with David Icke and Alex Jones and available by mail order now. Call toll free for your 30 free trial!"

    You can't sell a Pinno's pop up shop Ronco 5g's blocking headset (patent pending) without permission!
    Pinno's pop up lawyers will be in touch*.

    *Superb no win no fee, physical revenge and/or cash payments made on conclusion.
    Contact us now for great deals on libel, extortion, money laundering, Cocaine making kits and STD remedies. Guaranteed discretion;we won't let the missus know.
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    woman wonders if her air supply will last until after easter
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Time to call this one I think. Top spot goes to Slowmart for this one:
    slowmart said:

    Alex Salmond’s new PA was easy to spot

    Take it away Slowie.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    edited April 2020
    I'll try.

    Take it away Slowie...
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Try again.

    Take it away Slowie...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Humph.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited April 2020
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    Cheers Stevo, our cousins provide such a target rich environment.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Trump convinces his most devout supporter's that Covid19 is fake news.
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    evolution in action
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    The solution is to give them their 'freedom'. spread the virus and many, many more guns. At which point they'll shoot each other. Problem solved.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Fatboys take their daily exercise seriously.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    The Darwin Awards make a surprise comeback.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,183
    edited April 2020
    Nigel Farage goes covert assimilating an American physique, to assist Trump's media pro exit economic greatness campaign.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Protesters puzzled when there is no traffic to stop.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    edited April 2020
    Anti-dinosaur protester needs a bigger sign.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 723
    Longshot said:

    Anti-dinosaur protester needs a bigger sign.

    Brilliant :D
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    diplodicus said:

    Longshot said:

    Anti-dinosaur protester needs a bigger sign.

    Brilliant :D

    Well, you would like that!!!!!!!!!
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Lock up the lockdowners!!!!!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Trump supporters present their written work for marking.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    pinno said:

    Trump convinces his most devout supporter's that Covid19 is fake news.


    Is the winner
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Cheers Slowie. Personally I would have given it to Longshot.
    Back whenever...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    In the light of the current situation:



    Winner when it fizzles out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Next time you want a leg up will you try not to step in some dogsh1t first?
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "Mr Chasey! Mr Chasey! There're some men in white coats with a strait jacket knocking on your front door!"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Honest love, I was just having a slash against the fence when this total stranger came and used my member as a leg up.

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