The return of...Caption Competition
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PM caught returning Liz Truss to her garden“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Bob and Mildred make a slow start to their lockdown escape plan."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Hurry up, before the rozzers arrest us for sunbathing..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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following his illness, boris is unable to get up itmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
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Aged actors struggle a bit in 'Shaun of the dead' remake."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Goodness me Sidney, our neighbours are growing some pretty flowers in their garden.0
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having chucked mf over the fence into next door's garden, the killers await ignitionmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
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Boris and Carrie make a quick exit after Don sends some bleach to cure Boris’s Corvid.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Despite boredom in suburbia some people didn’t understand the concept of a gloryhole.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Although Glastonbury has been cancelled for this year, some ageing hippies are still in training for their 'free festival'.
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Pinno didn't quite get being a ventriloquist, but he gave it a jolly good go.0
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Yep, wins it for me - over to you 'Loon...darkhairedlord said:Pinno didn't quite get being a ventriloquist, but he gave it a jolly good go.
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Why are we waiting?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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perhaps because pinno said "over to you 'loon" when selecting dhl's caption!
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Apologies for the delay, been working hard, explaining how to calculate forces in a lattice framework.0
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pinno prepares to announce winner of caption competition
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Some creative interpretations emerge of what constitutes a face mask after Scottish government advises wearing them."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Pinno prepares to do more home schooling with the toots on day 40 of the lockdown."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Chav's unwitting mistake when told by his mother to go out and make a Fast Buck.0
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Yeah, right. If you win it I might be mildly miffedsungod said:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
What's the difference between Buckfast wine and a cl1toris? A cli1toris only tastes of p1ss for a second.0
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Orraloon tries to cope with being robbed of a win in the Caption Competition.0
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Can you get clit in a bottle? Something I have learned today.0
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Nicola Sturgeon tells Scottish yoof that Buckfast kills coronavirus.
Or so it would seem.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
