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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Thistle. Winner in a few days.


  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    This will be too obvious, but how about:

    "Thameslink running at 10% capacity".
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Cake Stoppers jump aboard the track and trace bandwagon.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    HS2 didn't turn out to be quite as promised.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    migrants surprised as Eurostar resumes services earlier than expected
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    edited May 2020
    Social distancing on Indian public transport still needed a spot of fine tuning.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    raj is the first one out in the musical trains game
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    edited May 2020
    FFS hurry up, before Nigel comes back and spots us...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    edited May 2020
    Shoppers rush to the re-opening of Pinno's pop up shop after lockdown.

    ***Hurry whilst stocks last***
    ***Queue within the rules and no shoving (you ba$tards)***
    ***Quality assured second hand PPE for sale***
    ***Have a look at our range of new and exclusive educational packs like:
    How to spot a Nerd
    Tw@t detector kit
    DIY tattoo set (free 12 pack of Cider included)***
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Tickets please!
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    HMG award rail franchise to the cheapest bidder, pictured here with their latest rolling stock.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    new government plan saves commuters from riding in cramped, unventilated carriages
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    BT's Help Desk staff head out to an off-site team building exercise.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Last orders. Will call this later tonight.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    ticket sales increased dramatically after the opening of the bar car
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    First.Aspect said:

    This will be too obvious, but how about:

    "Thameslink running at 10% capacity".

    First out of the traps and a winner. Over to you mate.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Have fun...


  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    bindun

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/20609532/#Comment_20609532
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Damn.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Bit more satire needed for this one. Get your thinking caps on.

  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    And this is what i did in pinno's pop up shop.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Donald mimes how he gave Putin a reach around.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    He's short. Oh yeah, he's very short but he survived coronary virus. That's what it can do to you if your not careful like me. I'm the most careful person in the world - no one knows about being careful more than me.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Donald signals the start of the annual Whitehouse dwarf tossing contest.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    So pence was like, bent over, and it was like.. putting yer arm in a bucket of swarfega..
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    So I told Nancy Pelosi I hated her guts and she says "Try telling me something I don't know."
    So I said "Melania's ar.se can take a whole fist."
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pull my finger, it cures Covid 19
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    ...and then fauci bit my fu​cking thumb off
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    You know you lot who voted for me, well this is what I think of you, you're all 'kin w@nkers. Now vote for me again.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Mmm. Thread's gone quiet. If I've understood the rules I can pick a winner tomorrow....

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