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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    edited May 2020
    shortfall said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    shortfall said:

    Cakestopper lives to regret saying "If Dominic Cummings sees the day out I'll shove this bottle up my censored !"

    How would they fit a bottle and a head up there?
    I can think of one who could manage it whilst wearing a top hat 😂
    Wouldn't a Sombrero be a bit pointier?
    Just thinking of 'logistics'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    shortfall said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    shortfall said:

    Cakestopper lives to regret saying "If Dominic Cummings sees the day out I'll shove this bottle up my censored !"

    How would they fit a bottle and a head up there?
    I can think of one who could manage it whilst wearing a top hat 😂
    I think I can guess who :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Cake Stop committee decides who Is going to be chief whinger for today.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,183
    edited May 2020
    Specsavers marketing team spin the bottle to narrow down an internet's worth of new advert ideas.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Diane decided another bottle of wine was required to get the beer goggles working
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Last orders at the bar please, I'll be announcing the wiener this evening.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Ok, complicated as it was shortfall half stevo. However stevo did complete the topping out and despite being up Cummings Harris on this I'll let him it.
    Cakestopper lives to regret saying "If Dominic Cummings sees the day out I'll shove this bottle up my censored !"

    How would they fit a bottle and a head up there?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    darkhairedlord said:

    Ok, complicated as it was shortfall half stevo. However stevo did complete the topping out and despite being up Cummings Harris on this I'll let him it.

    Cakestopper lives to regret saying "If Dominic Cummings sees the day out I'll shove this bottle up my censored !"

    How would they fit a bottle and a head up there?


    Wahey. (Sorry SF, but a win's a win).

    Will post something tonight...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Something topical to have a crack at:



    Results whenever.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "We're gonna be like 2 Fonzies. And what's Fonzie like?"
    "He's cool?"
    "Correct-amundo."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    BoJo and Cummings celebrate contriving the end of their political careers by doing Route 66 together.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    edited May 2020
    Post lockdown shopping spree for BoJo and SC catered for every need at Pinno's pop up shop for bikers, sloane's, cronies and pimps*.

    *Special loyalty coupon reward for Stevo666: Use 'Code69' to claim your 15% discount.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So if I fail my eye test on my 300 ride, I’ll kill and maim less plebs

    Great idea Dom
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "I think you jumped the Shark with your lockdown excuses Dom."

    "Heyyyyy. Sit on it Boris!"


  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    even a motorbike can't make dom and sub look cool
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited May 2020
    Listen b1tch, get that prime ministerial tongue licking my ball sack
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited May 2020
    They think you're going to sack me Boris.

    Yes and they thought they were going to win the referendum.

    (pinched off Twitter)
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    "This car can easily do 260 miles on a single tank."

    "Is your eyesight okay Dom?"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Only two of you got the 'Happy Days' reference but I'm giving it to Shortfall for this effort:
    shortfall said:

    "I think you jumped the Shark with your lockdown excuses Dom."

    "Heyyyyy. Sit on it Boris!"


    All your SF...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited June 2020
    Cheers Stevo. Thought I'd posted a new pic but it seems to have vanished from the forum. Heres hoping this one works.


  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Prominent Cake Stopper on hearing that his computer has been infected by a virus.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Keep behind me Mr President, I’m sure the rioters will move away from the security cordon around the White House.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "I'll just stay here for 10 years until it all blows over" thought Richard.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Teddy hated thunder and lightening and needed extra comfort.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "Pwease pwotect me fwom that howwid viwus!"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited June 2020
    Trump’s fluffer waits to do his duty
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    jared kushner practices for his presidency
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    PsychoTeddy lures his next victim.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    No, cliff, I have no idea how your number ended up in the papers. Please dont hurt teddy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    We discover where Bally has been hiding these last few months.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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