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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Would you like to try using some some lefties instead of camels? Because they've all got the hump after losing the election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Boris, just send the whingers to me and I'll show them what an intolerant, insular society really looks like.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Do your women wear letterbox burqas because they have beards as well?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    "Your excellency, I am so happy Pinno has opened up the first Desert Pop up shop. I hear they sell camels, boots, shaved Llamas* (for the not so wealthy citizens), old bangers, second hand Kalashnikov's, old Russian tanks, Donkey's, Journalist extermination kits and so much more. Pinno's leaflet reads: 'Hurry now whilst stocks last. Amazing deals at amazing prices, don't miss out, sign up to our loyalty scheme and see the selection of rugs on offer' ".

    * Special BOGOFF offer on Llamas. In case of accident, call a Buddhist.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    Hello sweetie. If you fancy a little rumpy pumpy after the meeting's finished, my room is 112. Now, where are my glasses?
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I’ll swap you any Bezos type photos of Trump for loads of weapons so you can carry on killing civilians in Yemen.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    edited March 2020
    "You brought me Corona virus Bolis my friend"
    "No, an STD".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    Longshot said:

    Hello sweetie. If you fancy a little rumpy pumpy after the meeting's finished, my room is 112. Now, where are my glasses?

    i unilaterally declare this the winner

    hoping for something appropriately apocalyptic
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    OK, how about this:


    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    Ski bunny's at Gatwick clamour to snog Sungod.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    tube mayhem after rumours of toilet rolls hidden in commuter's backpack
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Stop moaning, we did tell you work from home last week...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Human trials of the coronovirus vaccine didn't quite go to plan
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    'Kin L, she thinks, that BloJo gets in everywhere.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    GMC HR Department organised a staff workshop to explain the new “social distancing” rules and associated etiquette.

    It did not end well.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    zombies flee in panic after woman coughs
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Personal hygiene levels of the population took a while to return to acceptable levels after a lengthy time of home working
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    edited March 2020
    Tube drivers react badly when told they won't get an extra ten grand a year for sitting on their ar$es and pressing a stop/start button.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Scientists discover horrific side effects for people exposed to Piers Morgan's Twitter feed.
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    sungod said:

    tube mayhem after rumours of toilet rolls hidden in commuter's backpack


    I'm calling this given the lack of new suggestions. @sungod - over to you.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    hmm, ok, let's see how long this takes to degenerate

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Jeremy Corbyn finally located after weeks of searching.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    You should've seen the t1ts on the cleaner who was in here last night.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    edited March 2020
    "Yeah tell me about it, I know this Crossrail project is getting complicated. The buxxers keep changing the spec."

    Edit: btw SG the answer is 3 hours
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    Even my huge pipe didn’t touch the sides
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The Higgs Bosun was this big but it got away
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Even the Hadron Collider was unable to energise Labours electoral campaign
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    "I'm flabbergasted that Pinno's pop up underground boring tool spares shop isn't classed as an 'essential service' ".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    "This took ages to unblock. *Please* stop using wet wipes."
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Look it's two fvcking metres apart you bell end and you can't even manage that even when we're underground!

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