The return of...Caption Competition

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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    authorities clear out monstrous fatberg
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    We're going to put you in The Crudcatcher, you'll get along just fine.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    edited March 2020
    A disconsolate Pinno is led away for punishment after losing his forum postwhore status to Stevo.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    edited March 2020
    Stevo_666 said:

    A disconsolate Pinno is led away for punishment after losing his forum postwhore status to Stevo.

    Given that the Stasi took away 2500 posts on my specialist subject of fine knitwear, the latest top team lycra offerings and over sized girls, is it any wonder?
    Anyway, you've been upping your post count trolling that Brexit thread and the partaking in the word game*. Don't think I haven't noticed.

    *No one yet has managed to slip in the word 'masterbatorium' (aka man cave) yet.

    I'm not grudging you the crown, it's all yours.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    A disconsolate Pinno is led away for punishment after losing his forum postwhore status to Stevo.

    Given that the Stasi took away 2500 posts on my specialist subject of fine knitwear, the latest top team lycra offerings and over sized girls, is it any wonder?
    Anyway, you've been upping your post count trolling that Brexit thread and the partaking in the word game*. Don't think I haven't noticed.

    *No one yet has managed to slip in the word 'masterbatorium' (aka man cave) yet.

    I'm not grudging you the crown, it's all yours.
    I lost a fair few posts as well you know. I got where I am on merit ;)

    Me trolling? Never! :smiley:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    orraloon said:

    You up for a foursome gal?


    Is the winner

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    That's nice.

    Time for one of these methinks.


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Boris and Donald marvel at the originality of the BB caption comps.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    he's thinking "what a fat ignorant loser"
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    BoJo and Der Trumpfen commiserate with each other on the news that they won't be served in any of Pinno's pop up shops where amazing things are available at amazing prices with a loyalty scheme, discounts on Hookers, S&M products, lubrication and so much more.
    ***Sign up now*** ***Hurry whilst stocks last***

    Latest catalogue available.
    All prices correct at time of press though we reserve the right to change them at any time.
    Only honest crooks patronised.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Cake Stop doesn't like us and we don't care...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    "You lost Harvey's private pen drive full of pics?!!"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    "Who's that Fleece Rugg guy, why does he talk so funny"
    "I keep him so I can spank him"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    sungod said:

    he's thinking "what a fat ignorant loser"

    Difficult to beat that.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Differences between US and UK gun culture means Trump didn't need to ask if that was a gun in his pocket or if bojo was just pleased to see him.
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    Dumb and Dumbererer
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Finalists in the Worst Dressed Global Leader face-off, with just the swimsuit round left to determine the winner.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    What a thought!!

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Lose the secret service Don, Jen’s waiting for a threesome
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Make America Great Britain again.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,183
    Hey apprentice, have I got news for you!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    "It could be worse, we could be leftie losers."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    "Time for a political losers caption comp next in Bottom Bracket don't you think, Donald?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    losers of popular vote swap ideas on finishing off democracy
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    trump explains that he's safe from the novel coronavirus because he doesn't read books
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So how many pussies you grabbed this week
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    "When's the winner of the Bike Radar caption comp. going to be announced Donny?"
    "The what?!"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Okay okay I can take the hint... Some good entries for the orange dotard and his mini-me. SG's last one made me laugh out loud. Take it, deity of the solar thingie.
    sungod said:

    trump explains that he's safe from the novel coronavirus because he doesn't read books

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    thanks, bigly, mbbga


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Oh, so you're not Big Sam then?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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