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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Westminster sends Nicola Sturgeon a few simple forms to fill in to apply for another 'once in a lifetime' sweaty independence referendum.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Keep 'em coming Ladies and Germs, i'll call it tomorrow.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Have you got your EU travel documentation ready for 1st November? ... Audrey has. Clever Audrey.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Biographer has the unenviable task of trying to make sense of BlowJob's statements and comments.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Pinno wrote:
    Try this:

    woman-at-desk-swamped-by-papers.jpg?w=1400

    Having sifted all the evidence, SNP researcher learns that it is true - the Jocks do sponge off the English
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris asks for another recount as he can’t believe he’s still not won a Parliamentary vote
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Mr Goo wrote:
    Have you got your EU travel documentation ready for 1st November? ... Audrey has. Clever Audrey.

    All yours Goo. You da winna, winna chicken dinna.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Pinno wrote:
    Mr Goo wrote:
    Have you got your EU travel documentation ready for 1st November? ... Audrey has. Clever Audrey.

    All yours Goo. You da winna, winna chicken dinna.

    Blimey. Didn't expect that.
    I shall post new one on Thursday enjoy the evening.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    edited October 2019
    Have a bash at this.
    I will leave it to run until Monday night.

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    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    Mr Goo wrote:
    7cLoSCePro8jwseD6

    Extinction Rebellion members give up trying to stop the Tube in West Ham.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    After some rough anal sex Po had a Stinky Winky.
  • rollemynot
    rollemynot Posts: 436
    L’Oréal take their ethical product testing to acceptable new levels...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Longshot wrote:
    Mr Goo wrote:
    7cLoSCePro8jwseD6

    Extinction Rebellion members give up trying to stop the Tube in West Ham.
    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Although return of the Zombie Teletubbies was a roaring success, some toddlers had sleepless nights and often wet their beds well into their teens.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Austerity even hits teletubby land
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    When TinkyWinky and LaLa went to Thurrock to campaign for a Remain vote they weren't very well received.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    MileMuncher and Frank Wilson came to regret their decision to go to Bike Radar's Christmas drinks in disguise.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Hey Tinky do you feel ok after eating that new safe tubby custard,oh shut up and stop being a Laa-Laa,everything's fine.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I told you there was something behind Prince Andrews invite to Epstein’s kids party.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Longshot wrote:
    Mr Goo wrote:
    7cLoSCePro8jwseD6

    Extinction Rebellion members give up trying to stop the Tube in West Ham.

    Well this ran its course rather quickly.
    Congratulations Longshot.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Have you PM'd Longshot Goo?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Pinno wrote:
    Have you PM'd Longshot Goo?

    Yup.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    OK, my turn. Hopefully it hasn't been here before.

    PAY-cow-with-bike-main.jpg
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Stevo's wife discovers his latest sneaky purchase.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Apollo's design department carry out the marketing instructions to produce a bike with cow bars.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Boris Johnson bends his bike around an observant cow who remarked about his failing Brexit strategy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    edited October 2019
    TLW's descent of Mount Kilimanjaro wasn't as plain sailing as he had claimed.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Daisy said that she could get to the milking shed much quicker by hoof and that the tyres weren't pumped up enough anyway.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Scientists carry out the unstoppable force and immovable object experiment.
    Sources say that departmental cuts made the experiment more difficult although Harry the volunteer janitor is recovering well in hospital.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    edited October 2019
    BMW design department comes up with a better looking front end than the current prototypes for their 2020 range.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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