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  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    BMW design department comes up with a better looking front end that the current prototypes for their 2020 range.

    :lol::lol:
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    The steer-ing's a bit woolly.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    After the news that the New Forest verderers are going to lop off cattle horns, Ermintrude decided to get some metal cow horns.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    johnson's claim that eu law requires bicycles for cows turns out to be moot
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    cow escapes from magnetic field
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    After initially being reported missing, police reported that although the bicycle was a bit worse for wear, the hapless downhill cyclist had been extracted relatively unharmed.
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    It's not me you need to worry about it's them udders.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    I wanted baaaaaaa ends, not mooooooood guards
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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    The SNP publish their public transport options for an independent Scotland with oil at $56 a barrel.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Finally scientists discover something that makes less sense than Labour's Brexit strategy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    R&D budget cuts at Brooks saddles led to some creative methods of sourcing raw materials...
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    These are what you call cow horns
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Adam Henson puts up one of his rare breads to star in the remake of Easy Rider.
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Someone kicked the gate open and it looks like i'm in the frame.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Oh come on...
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    pinno said:

    Oh come on...

    don't have a cow man
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    I just want to get the thread mooving again.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Maybe Longshot needs a little reminder thst he has to judge it?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo_666 said:

    Maybe Longshot needs a little reminder thst he has to judge it?

    Did he make it across when the forum changed?
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    shortfall said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Maybe Longshot needs a little reminder thst he has to judge it?

    Did he make it across when the forum changed?
    given his lack of posts of late I'd say it's a long shot
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Don't give up your day job CB.
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  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    So sorry!

    I can't decide but my joint winners are Stevo and Stevo for the "Stevo's wife" and "BMW" captions.

    Over to you @Stevo_666
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Thanks Longshot - I guess that means I get 2 goes :)

    I'll be back a bit later...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Keeping it topical, have a crack at this:



    Results whenever.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited November 2019
    The last time I was elbows deep in something resembling a hippos yawn it belonged to an ex girlfriend.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo still campaigns incognito as a labour member
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The person with overall responsibility for the redesign of the bikeradar forum provides more evidence of their flawed thinking and execution by supporting Jezza
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited November 2019
    Here we have in the same picture a simple minded furry faced puppet that appeals to children, and a hippo.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cakestoppers try and get Stevo banned from the caption competition for not using a picture of Boris Johnson as the subject.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Corbyn - " 'andover that cash, we need it for all the promises we're making".
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.

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