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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The piece titled, Boris skewered to death by his bullsh1t is a commercial success for a London art gallery
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris powered by rocket fuelled bull eventually hits the immovable wall of common decency.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Now thats what you call a bum steer.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    GM beef definitely up for review.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • jamieblackford
    jamieblackford Posts: 59
    That can of Red Bull has gone right through me
    "Great minds think a bike"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    Time gentlemen please. The winner for an original l entry is....
    jamieblackford wrote:
    That can of Red Bull has gone right through me

    All yours Jamie.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    PM sent.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    PM sent.
    Back to luxembourg?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    PM sent.
    Back to luxembourg?
    By express twatmail.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    Hmmm...PM still in my outbox so if nothing by tonight I'll choose a worthy runner up.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    No sign of Jamie B so I'm giving it to Shortfall for:
    Shortfall wrote:
    Now thats what you call a bum steer.

    PM sent...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Stevo. I agree the other fellas was a worthy winner though. Here you go, usual rules apply.

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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So Jezza, how much further would you go for a few votes, would you take it up your arse from Boris if it got you into No 10?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    TW: "Sikh?"
    JC: "A bit queasy actually".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Jezza,"Well done Tom, not a fcuking Jew in sight"
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    edited September 2019
    Duplicate
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    No, we cant rename the party "Jezz-bollah"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    Recruiters scrape the bottom of the barrel in the search for Santa and his elves.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    The remake of the 'Little and Large' show fails to hit the spot.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Jezza,"Well done Tom, not a fcuking Jew in sight"

    Not even gonna bother submitting. Just choked on my cornflakes reading that. :)
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    Contestants given a 50/50 chance of winning in new 'spot the c***' competition.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Contestants given a 50/50 chance of winning in new 'spot the c***' competition.

    Trick question. Both answers would be correct.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Contestants given a 50/50 chance of winning in new 'spot the c***' competition.

    Trick question. Both answers would be correct.
    The Labour Party is like Animal Farm. Everyone is a c***, but some are more c***ish than others.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Oi Jezza you cunt, what’s this I hear Momentum are trying to abolish the position of deputy party leader?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Did you hear Diane Abbot anally pounding Stevo and Coopster last night?

    Yes, we must either choose a hotel with thicker walls or book Di into a different hotel
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    "So if I promise to wear this red bandana and sing 'The Red Flag' every day, can I keep my job please Jez?'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Hey Corby they say we are only in trouble when there is an R in the month,
    Arrrhhhhh laddy.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    "I hope they don't do the Hokey Cokey, Tom. I couldn't bear all that In/Out business. I will just have to stand and watch"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
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    Honestly Tom, The Crips are not going to do a drive by shooting.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,300
    FFS J, where's yer fxxxing tie?

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