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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    "So Tom, which group of freedom fighting brothers, struggling to overcome English oppressors, are we honouring today?
    Have you got the wreath?"
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Gonna call this. Some excellent entries from all who took part but Bally dropped the mic with this belter
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Jezza,"Well done Tom, not a fcuking Jew in sight"
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Thank you Shorty

    5d5a1363cd97843c03476a52-960-658.jpg

    Here, have a go at this.
    (Not an entry btw)
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,630
    "You can call it 'Prince' "
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,300
    Madam Fifi, owner of The Fun House, smiles as she watches her plan for a long term regular income stream making progress.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    FFS Don put the camera down and grab some teen pussy. Just like me.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    i won't tell my mum if you won't tell yours
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    "Let me show you why my nickname is The Duke of Pork"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    If anyone asks you're fergie and you're off the pies.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,969
    "Do I get a prize for having a bigger age gap than Pinno?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,300
    Oh the grand old Duke of York
    He had ten thousand teens
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So your 14 year old sister, would she like to join us?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    have you ever been royally screwed?
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,630
    Chris Bass wrote:
    have you ever been royally screwed?

    That was good Chris [or whatever the hell your name is :D ].
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Pinno wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    have you ever been royally screwed?

    That was good Chris [or whatever the hell your name is :D ].

    the first half of my name is true :D
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    As there have been no entries since Friday, the winner is
    Slowmart wrote:
    So your 14 year old sister, would she like to join us?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Thank you Mr Ballbag

    I’ll post a suitable image this evening as this monkey house needs some attention
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Arcuri2.jpg

    Usual rules, it’s done when it’s dead.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,300
    No dear, don't worry, it'll be fine. As I'm wearing a poppy I can do WTF I want.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,630
    "Listen BoJo, when this place goes t1ts up, i'm going back to Bulgaria".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,630
    "I would have gone to Pinno's pop up tea room but he wouldn't let me in. B4stard."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,300
    High Tea or High Treason?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Never mind the tea, get yer t1ts out!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    How about a BJ for BJ?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    there there dearie, wash the pills down with this and soon it'll all be over
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    B.J PM and his best friend bear,all.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Now try this tea blend Boris. We call it Cake Stop. But watch out, it is sour and bitter.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,630
    "Sir; One or two Barnier lumps?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • rollemynot
    rollemynot Posts: 436
    Mugs are for coffee.... cups are for your your double D’s

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