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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Now try this tea blend Boris. We call it Cake Stop. But watch out, it is sour and bitter.
    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Tea or coffee?
    Tea, I only ever have tea, well 52% of the time, but that's basically 100%, right?
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    BJ causes outrage and gets called a misogynist on Cake Stop for saying,"You can be mother"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Ballysmate wrote:
    BJ causes outrage and gets called a misogynist on Cake Stop for saying,"You can be mother"
    Hah. He'd deny that. He does have form.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    orraloon wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    BJ causes outrage and gets called a misogynist on Cake Stop for saying,"You can be mother"
    Hah. He'd deny that. He does have form.

    I think you will find that BJ loves women. The more the better in fact.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Ballysmate wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    BJ causes outrage and gets called a misogynist on Cake Stop for saying,"You can be mother"
    Hah. He'd deny that. He does have form.

    Au contraire. I think you will find that he loves women. The more the better in fact.
    As long as they don't produce offspring as a result. Nothing to do with me... etc etc etc
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Tbf there is a greater chance of BJ producing an offspring than Corbyn. After all, Corbyn is just an out and out w@nker. :)
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Erm.. from that famously leftie rag

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9886083/b ... macintyre/
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    orraloon wrote:
    Erm.. from that famously leftie rag

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9886083/b ... macintyre/

    And?
    I said there was every chance of Boris producing an offspring did I not.

    Tbf there is a greater chance of BJ producing an offspring than Corbyn. After all, Corbyn is just an out and out w@nker. :)



    Do I have to explain that to you? Are you Rick in disguise? :lol:
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    No I'm Spartacus.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pinno wrote:
    "Listen BoJo, when this place goes t1ts up, i'm going back to Bulgaria".


    All yours !
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Can I have your fudge today and I'll promise jam tomorrow?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Cheers Slowmart. I couldn't have done it without the support of family and friends etc etc bollox.

    Back soon...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Try this:

    woman-at-desk-swamped-by-papers.jpg?w=1400
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    I finally get around to submitting my expenses
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    EU regulations department prepares a little catch up session in case the UK decides to stay.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Hoppy's new PA minion rues internal promotion.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    " I'll do it tomorrow "
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Reduce, Recycle, Resign.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A computer, what’s that? the last capital expenditure in technology was a fax machine
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    This should be enough to paper over the cracks at the back Ole, if not we'll just chuck £80 million on an over rated English centre back and hope for the best.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Stressbag adds a few notes to the To Do List for Stevo
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    government declares final test of northern ireland's new customs system a glorious success
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    New Old Labour decide to print off the details of all their planned new 'fairness' taxes.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Met officers submit their suggested overtime for approval to police the extinction rebellion march next weekend
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    OK boss, I've finally got a hard copy of all the whining centre left posts in Cake Stop.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    BlowJob's PA is asked to sort out his expenses claims for contraceptives.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Stressbag adds a few notes to the To Do List for Stevo
    I wish my list was that short...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • rollemynot
    rollemynot Posts: 436
    I am the minister for the paperless society
  • rollemynot
    rollemynot Posts: 436
    Oh my another disclosure request for BB on BR

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