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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited November 2019
    Jeremy Corbyn and Nicola Sturgeon are finally revealed to voters in their true likeness after Andrew Neil interviews removes their facades.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    edited November 2019




    The stripper at the Po Face Christmas party was less than impressed with the payment offered.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Since his withdraw from public life, Prince Andrew has widened his participation of positive acts to include other animal species.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ghisale, make sure you’re not in the background this time
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    I'm calling this and the best of a bad (and very predictable) lot is Longshot's Brexit metaphor:
    Longshot said:

    Brexiteer explains the major benefit of leaving the EU to a dogged remoaner who claims the idea is bananas.

    Take it away...

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    Thank you.

    Have we had this one before?


    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Due to a driver shortage, Uber receive yet more criticism after their launch of the tandem taxi service.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Stevo's budget holiday cycling adventure was quickly abandoned by Mrs S.
    A source close to the family said that it was his flatulence mainly.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Graeme O'Bree tries to overcome the UCI regs in the veteran's category hour attempt..
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    in a bid to reduce costs bike manufacture looks to cut out the middleman but if anything it left things a bit stretched
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Confused pensioner finds the MFs burnt out bike in his back garden.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    corbyn's plan to gain seats exposed
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The food industry deny any correlation or causal link between genetically modified food and the medical condition known as “coppers arm” which causes extra long arms in sufferers.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Incoming Labour government launches the 'Peoples' Car' to fit in with most peoples new post tax income.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    Any more??
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    No helmet!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Winner of the 'Miss Scotland' competition consoles the runner-up with a banana.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    An EPO hybrid drug has some serious side effects which can be easily recognised
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Give this a lick, you’ll like the taste
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Stevo_666 said:

    Winner of the 'Miss Scotland' competition consoles the runner-up with a banana.

    Err... keep up at the back but good entry nonetheless.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    edited December 2019
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Winner of the 'Miss Scotland' competition consoles the runner-up with a banana.

    Err... keep up at the back but good entry nonetheless.
    What are you on about?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Winner of the 'Miss Scotland' competition consoles the runner-up with a banana.

    Err... keep up at the back but good entry nonetheless.
    What are you on about?
    Oh? it went with the previous pic. lol
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    I think this one is done and I'm happy to announce chris_bass is the winner.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    sorry - i hadn't noticed i was the bestest of the best! picture to follow shortly!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    slap your captions on this

    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913

    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    Oi Griffin, get off my bike rack!
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Sagan's gran heads to the shops.
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    Whilst the Queen Mum was well known for her love of gambling, horses and being the Queen's Mum, many people don't realise that she used to be a leading bike racer and had four Gran Tour podium finishes to her name.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Top of the range personal transport in the Corbyn era.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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