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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ex spurs manager finds employment quickly.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Just remembered this. Will call it tomorrow so get those last witty entries in now...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Slowmart came close for topicality but the winner is Shortfall with:
    shortfall said:

    Here we have in the same picture a simple minded furry faced puppet that appeals to children, and a hippo.

    Take it away Shorty.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited November 2019

    On holiday in South America with limited internet Stevo but try this.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Try what?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Is it showing yet Pinno? I can see it on my phone now.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Climate change has an unexpected beneficial effect on Miss Scotland 2050.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    1mposter showed off his hard work after conceding that resistance training was beneficial to cyclists.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Not hours after winning the 'Oop North tuff fishwives' competition, Sally was unfortunately run over by the No.13 bus from Hartlepool.
    However, this accident saved her thousands of pounds in plastic surgery.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    James Blunt's career takes a new direction.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Prince Andrew shows off his new look.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    C3P0 gets upgraded to a new more realistic looking body
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    eek
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    No muff too tough
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    M U F F is not a fucking swearing

    Cunt ok that’s swearing
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    [no m.u.f.f too tuff]

    Like.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    As you can see cracking a walnut between your bum cheeks takes little effort.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Sonia suddenly realises that the pre-comp 'cutting smoothy' has gone through.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    pinno said:

    1mposter showed off his hard work after conceding that resistance training was beneficial to cyclists.

    This seems to have run it's course so it's over to Pinno for this one.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    [I was putting one of my Porkers back together.]

    Cheers Shorty

    Back soonish...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    edited November 2019


    Winner when it fizzles out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    'Go on, taste my banana' said Alex to Nicola.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    Brexiteer explains the major benefit of leaving the EU to a dogged remoaner who claims the idea is bananas.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    the descendants of johnson and gove prepare to reenact their primitive ancestors' rituals
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    After the election of Corbyn as PM, Labour voters enjoy their increased benefits.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Vote Corbyn, get a banana republic and eat your own dogs.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    The winning picture when the public are asked to choose a scenario less likely than a Lib Dem overall majority.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Banana? No? how about Pizza Express then?
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    The orange covfefe makes his initial offer for the post-Brexit NHS.

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