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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Jezza: 'I wonder if David Blunkett is into swapping?'
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Ed Sheeran's dad has some skeletons in his closet.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Come and play
    Everything's A-OK
    Friendly neighbours there
    That's where we meet
    Can you tell me how to get
    How to get to Althea Treet (SW6)
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "Diane, you're good with words, I need a snappy catchphrase to use when I become party leader".

    "Good idea Jeremy, how about "For The Many Not The Jew?"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    After Wolfie Smith left, the leadership of the Tooting Popular Front lacked charisma.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Oh Jeremy, Jeremy, do we dare to dream that one day maybe, just maybe we could be in charge of something bigger than the London Allotment Growers Association?
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I love you Jez, you're always in my heart 23/8 and 372 days of the year.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    40 years ago Jezza set out ro fcuk Di's brains out.
    Think he succeeded.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Jeremy it's about time you were publicly recognised for helping to overturn the convictions of the Guildford Five and the Birmingham Seventy Eight.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    DA: "Now, you're 'avin a laugh aintchya?"
    JC: "Oh yeah and look at all the people i'm pi$$ing off at the same time"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    This picture would look better if it was coloured.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Cakestoppers unmasked!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    When the Rolf Harris Look-a-like bookings stopped, Jeremy decided to go into politics.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    One day I’ll be Prime Minister and I promise you that you won’t be laughing when I do
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    hopefully if i grow a big manly beard no one will notice my incredibly feminine right hand
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Voters were put off by the facial hair, sh1t clothes and and naff hairstyle. They weren't keen on Corbyn either.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,221
    I just want to be a tax accountant
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    I don't just want to fcuk Diane, I want to fcuk the whole country.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I don't just want to fcuk Diane, I want to fcuk the whole country.
    Too late, Camoron and Treeza have already seen to that.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    orraloon wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I don't just want to fcuk Diane, I want to fcuk the whole country.
    Too late, Camoron and Treeza have already seen to that.

    You may be in the (48%) minority with that sort of thinking. :wink:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Ballysmate wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I don't just want to fcuk Diane, I want to fcuk the whole country.
    Too late, Camoron and Treeza have already seen to that.

    You may be in the (48%) minority with that sort of thinking. :wink:
    I think Looney hankers after a proper hard fcuking :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Jezza looks pensive wondering how to break the news to Di that his old man once went to a Jewish tailor.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    I think this one has run its course now. Some imaginative entries but Orraloon squeaks it with his Citizen Smith effort:
    orraloon wrote:
    After Wolfie Smith left, the leadership of the Tooting Popular Front lacked charisma.

    All yours Loon.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Why thank you 'Dodger, very kind of you.

    Now then, there are so so many pictures of Treeza and her strong and stable GINO around that it would be too easy to post one of them. But, seeing as how this is a cycling forum, perhaps INO in this section, let's get relevant.

    73eywl.jpg
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    No? Too sensitive?

    I award myself the win with "I wish I was Spanish right now" and try again with

    11qnxiq.jpg
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Stevo and Hoppy lose patience with their expat colleagues.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Right you lot there’s a special dye in water which will identify anyone who decides to take a leak in the water
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,221
    Look at my japs eye
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Takashi wished he hadn't had that Katsu curry and 6 pints of Asahi.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Chang and Chong met just once a year at the Endurance Gameshow defacation contest. They were just two nips passing in the shite.

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