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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    Pinno wrote:
    "...this gentlemen, is the last thing Trump will see."
    closest to my target list, though something erg related would be a higher priority for 81mm of precision fury
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    Does that mean i'm the winner, winner, Chicken dinner?!

    Back soonish with a pic.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    On the back of the previous note:

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    the red dot of the laser designator was visible moments before the target was obliterated
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
    Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
    Do you wanna touch me there, where
    There, yeah
    Oh yeah
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Yes son, with a blue rosette even the world's greatest twunt can get elected here.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited April 2019
    This where poor people live son.

    What are poor people father, I didn’t know they existed.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    inbreeding in action
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Back to the previous pic, does anyone know exactly what it was that he was holding?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Austin Powers remake resorts to inventive casting for Dr. Evil and Mini-Me.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Back to the previous pic, does anyone know exactly what it was that he was holding?
    it's an acerm, this one launches like a traditional mortar, but then is guided onto target...
    https://ndiastorage.blob.core.usgovclou ... eelman.pdf
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Why does everyone think you are a right cunt dad?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    sungod wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Back to the previous pic, does anyone know exactly what it was that he was holding?
    it's an acerm, this one launches like a traditional mortar, but then is guided onto target...
    https://ndiastorage.blob.core.usgovclou ... eelman.pdf

    Bloody hell! The ingenuity of man :roll:

    (EDIT Oh, and thanks, it's fascinating, I'd hate to think how much each round costs.)


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "So, let me see if I've got this right, Dad. We shove these through letter boxes, people read them and vote for you, you then sit in a big room and talk bollox to each other, and they PAY YOU?! Okay, I'm in."


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    Deadline for entries is later today. So far, they are a bit naff. Not a single mention of vices's, gonads, pliers. batteries. jumper cables...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    I put the nales in a hat and drew one out.

    Well, I put the names on imaginary bits of paper and put them in an imaginary hat and pretended to pull one out.

    And the name was,,, Capt Slog

    All yours mate - you da winna.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Cor! Thanks!

    I'll find something.

    funny-tourists-18.jpg


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Kim Jong Un auditions as Toulouse Lautrec for Korea's Got Talent.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Sungod spots the world's largest pineapple.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Post Brexit Britain bites, fat people offering glory hole experience for a cheese burger
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Man claiming to have captured an image of the Black Hole on a smart phone left disappointed when scientists point out that he'd actually photographed Katie Price's vagina.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Julian Assange is innocent
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Caption Competition mired in controversy after poster uses cultural stereotype for cheap laughs. Captain Slog denies accusations of "razy lacism".
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Hi I'm back.

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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Okay. This is getting any further I think. Not many entries but I apologise for the paucity of the raw material for you to work with. :)

    As this actually made me laugh...
    Shortfall wrote:
    Kim Jong Un auditions as Toulouse Lautrec for Korea's Got Talent.

    I'm calling it the winner.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Cap'n!
    See what you make of this.

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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "Now piggy, Squeal like Ned Beatty"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Pinnos 'catch' at the over 40's singles evening fell foul of very poor disco lighting.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    Stevo says that we need to scrub him before he goes in the back of the Merc.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    what really goes on at meetings of the piers gaveston society
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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