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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    ...and for tonight's dare, we're going to smuggle a hog into Notre Dame Cathedral and roast it on the roof. What's the worst that could happen?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Next, take your pork out of the marinade, being careful not to lose any of the crust.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Waitrose's new 'whole tinned pig' range is in the development stage.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Dave, hurry up, your pulled pork sandwich is almost ready.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    Preparations are being made for Veronese's Fryday.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Climate change protesters resort to enlisting some novel volunteers after running short of gullible hippies willing to be arrested.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "I was saving that bacon!"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The anybody but Boris group of the Tory party prepare their candidate
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Auditions for Britain’s Got Talent took an unusual turn once the restriction on political satire acts was lifted.
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Tory’s of all persuasions defect to stand for Farages new party
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    the author of the scientific report alluding to pigs meat being cancerous denies any vested interest. His name is also Boris.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    The trials and tribulations of Vanessa Feltz as she is forcibly removed from Peppa Pig World.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Mr Goo wrote:
    The trials and tribulations of Vanessa Feltz as she is forcibly removed from Peppa Pig World.

    Stevo was in front until this morning but you've pipped him with this.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Mr Goo where are you?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Shortfall wrote:
    Scooby Scooby Goo where are you?
    FTFY.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    Did you PM him? It's in da rools.
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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Yes pm sent. He's got til 08.30
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinnos 'catch' at the over 40's singles evening fell foul of very poor disco lighting.

    Well it would appear that Mr Goo has missed the deadline so it's over to Stevo.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Shortfall wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinnos 'catch' at the over 40's singles evening fell foul of very poor disco lighting.

    Well it would appear that Mr Goo has missed the deadline so it's over to Stevo.
    Cheers SF. Have got a few jobs to do then a long drive so will sort something suitably tasteless tonight.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Have got a few jobs to do then a long drive so will sort something suitably tasteless tonight.

    What sort of excuse is that?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Have got a few jobs to do then a long drive so will sort something suitably tasteless tonight.

    What sort of excuse is that?
    I would have had a a really good excuse if I'd won it yesterday. ..

    Anyhow have a crack at this one, results next week;

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Fancy dress faux pas marks the end of Jimmy Krankie's career.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The Young Rees Mogg joins the young conservatives for Brexit campaigning
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Vote conservative!
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey, my dad is President Trump.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    Fans of Star Wars are saddened to hear of the news that Yoda is suffering from dementia.
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Just behave while daddy makes this phone call, and try not to draw attention to yourself.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    "Awight at the back there"
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    remember, when you see boris, duck your head and run at him, fast as you can
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    edited April 2019
    Little Jonny Trump was quite upset and most surprised that he didn't win the fancy dress party competition at the annual Trinidad and Tobago Community reunion.
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