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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Was at Penkridge market today. Bought a hose pipe. No pies though.
    Jaspers, across the road, is the place for pies, bread and cakes. Didn't get chance to go there though. :(
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Was at Penkridge market today. Bought a hose pipe. No pies though.
    Jaspers, across the road, is the place for pies, bread and cakes. Didn't get chance to go there though. :(

    What's wrong with your 'hose pipe'? You might need to level your saddle.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Liam Neeson caught in moral dilemma over who to cosh first. Random black man or Danny Dyer?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Liam Neeson really hates Rodin statue impersonators.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    London Fashion Week, post-Brexit.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    The 'Cake Stop Massive' pays Liam a friendly visit.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Liam Neeson has a knife for a winky. And it's black.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    It's never good when you get an attack of the 'bad beer runs' when in the middle of a morris dance.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Two innocent males are attacked by Neeson who believed a chap wearing a black leather jacket was once mean to his mom.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Expected more entries, but the winner is
    Shortfall wrote:
    "I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. You black b@stard".

    Over to you.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Bally. Hope this is topical enough.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    Mr and Mrs Bally contemplate going for a full body wax as they enjoy their latest budget winter sun holiday.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    shortfall realises he should have posted the image of two walking, talking hairy vulva's on the guardians "me and my vulva" article
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Hey, it's sungod 'n' his missus.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Grindr in st Barts isn’t a target rich environment
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    "It looks like you've got the sun on your back Phil, are you covering up?" "Those fvckers! I've got a couple of on going injuctions Simon..."

    "No, I meant you look burnt Phil!"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Cowell and Green try their best to be philosophical after being refused entry to Pinno's pop up shop after being told "The management reserve the right not to serve w@nkers".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    Phil and Simon walk down the beach wondering why some bald Scottish bloke has just turned down their £10 million order.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    "I appreciate your sexual advances Philip but it's a No from me"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Simon: why on earth didn't Pinno want to help launder that £10m out of the pension pot?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    edited February 2019
    Hoppy considers losing a bit of timber to preserve his new chain ring.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Green: Then Weinstein said “Phil, do you know what your yachts and my female leads have in common?

    Cowell: No Phil what do your yachts and Weinsteins female leads have in common?

    Green: Weinstein and me both need to fill them with seamen for them to go anywhere.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Slowmart wrote:
    Grindr in st Barts isn’t a target rich environment

    Slowmart wins again.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers

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    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    NO HELMETS!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stropteen's new motor isn't all she wished for...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Post Brexit Chelsea and Kensington inhabitants swap their 'Tractors' and 'Tanks' for more economical transport.

    ***Available now from Pinno's pop up shop in a variety of colours and prices to suit all budgets. Check in store now to avoid disappointment, whilst stocks last.***
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Slowmart wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    "It will be a cold day in July, when we are below Arsenal in the league", said Chelsea fans. "Er, hang on a minute...".


    The blind dude from Cannuck is the winner
    Order order! Oh no he isnt :)
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/table

    Chilly Stevo?

    https://www.google.com/search?q=premier ... ;st;fp;1;;
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited February 2019
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stropteen's new motor isn't all she wished for...


    Like most the the Chelski team, only a few turned up to play. :D

    Over to the ballbag
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Such a honour.
    Knock yourselves out with this.

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