The return of...Caption Competition

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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Bongofish's pecker again fails to make any visual impact.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Alan's Grindr app. hits the jackpot.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    "And the field placement for this bowling attack is three slips and a fine leg..."
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Working at the Carr wash,yeah.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    A bigger bunch of c0cks than even Cake Stop has seen in a while.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    No new captions over the weekend so I'm giving it back to Bally for this.
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Even in a line up of pr1cks, KP still comes across as a cnut.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Well, the competition seems to be dying on its ar5e so see what you make of this. It may inject new life or kill it off.

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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Well, the competition seems to be dying on its ar5e so see what you make of this. It may inject new life or kill it off.

    It might help if it wasn't you to Shortfall to Slowmart, repeat? :wink:


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "If I give you a sweet, would you come to Never land?"
    "If you give me the bag, i'll come in your mouth".
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    edited March 2019
    Michael whispered to the little mute boy from the orphanage "Would you like to play hide the sausage later?". The little boy nods, Michael replies "Oh goody, unfortunately i'll have to chop off your first finger so you can't tell mum".
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Poor little Jonny didn't realise that his Smooth Criminal outfit from Pinno's pop up shop would cause such a stir in Michael's trousers.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    In the after life, Michael has young boys paraded in front of him 6 times a day. However, he isn't allowed to touch. Hell it is.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Wasn't me, I'm Micheal.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,219
    Nice little clock you have there
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    So when the big hand touches the little hand...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Ooh Michael, I would love to go to Never land"
    "I would be delighted but we'll have to negotiate terms"
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    ...and now I'll show you what I call the 'Frank Wilson manoeuvre'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Bally, I can’t see any image?

    Can you please reload? Cheers in advance
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    190125-fallon-neverland-tease_qsjaqc
    Better?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Go and say hello to my friends from England, Gary and Jimmy.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Do as Cardinal Pell says and by doing so God will make you famous and rich like me.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ...and now I'll show you what I call the 'Frank Wilson manoeuvre'

    :D:D
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ...and now I'll show you what I call the 'Frank Wilson manoeuvre'

    Was going to give it to Slog, but a bit difficult seeing as he didn't enter.
    So over to the beancounter from Bromley.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ...and now I'll show you what I call the 'Frank Wilson manoeuvre'

    Was going to give it to Slog, but a bit difficult seeing as he didn't enter.
    So over to the beancounter from Bromley.
    :shock: The win goes outside of 'the usual suspects' :)

    I'll get something suitably cack and tasteless posted up after work...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Fix.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Oi Stevo. Get yer fcuking finger out!!!
    Or I'll pass it to one of the usual suspects.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Yeah, wot he ^ said.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    Calm down now, here you go...

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Jezza : 'I don't blame Cameron for refusing my offer to exchange Diane for his pig's head'
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Whatever became of...?

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