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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Right, which bastard left that floater?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    No great wave of entries on this. Bit of a wash out. Time to pull the plug.

    At the risk of emulating a Chuckle Brother, I pass the soap back to Stevo.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Right, which bastard left that floater?

    (One cannot help but notice the pics of Treeza and her minions get a much better response. Just saying)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Thanks Looney, I'll be back with something (un)suitable later this evening...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    When is 'later'?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    Pinno wrote:
    When is 'later'?!
    About now.

    Find some witty stuff for this...

    07955db8f1e7852827fe272a23ca073cc39a46ee.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    ****Enter the Highland games with Pinno's pop up shop special mix. Made from secret ingredients to give you that extra boost to give you super human strength. ONLY 99p per sachet (whilst stocks last)****
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    edited March 2019
    Colin McTavish tosses Tavish McColin and Tavish McColin tosses Colin McTavish (regularly).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    A 'psychological illustrator' created an image of one of Sungod's dreams.
    The diagnosis: Acute and irrevocable Pineapple overdose.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    After the fourth attempt Hamish still didn’t realise there’s no H in YMCA
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    the fashion director stated he wanted the models collar and cuffs to match
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Highland Games contestants in row over invasive gender checks.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    first launch from scottish spaceport fails to achieve orbit
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    sungod wrote:
    first launch from scottish spaceport fails to achieve orbit

    Rocket scientists cite insufficient pay load gas from Irn Bru & Concorde, Deep fried battered Mars bars and Chips with curry sauce.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Pictures emerge of Scotland's defence in training which partially explain their pathetic performance vs Kazakhstan.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    After seeing the state of what's under your kilt I've written to Muc Off to see if it can be cleaned using their product. They wrote back and told me to use a chisel and a jet wash.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Carry on toss the caber.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    OK, time gentlemen please. Bit of a thin field for this one but SG gets it with his rather original effort:
    sungod wrote:
    first launch from scottish spaceport fails to achieve orbit
    The floor is yours, Mr. Pineapple...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    The Scottish put in place plans to escape the country after Brexit.

    (A bit late I know, but then so is Brexit)
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    neller-acerm-1800.jpg
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    "...this gentlemen, is the last thing Trump will see."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    "I found this under my wife's pillow. Worse, the batteries were flat."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,636
    "We'll turn him into King jong ill"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    The quality control team at Ann Summers looks concerned.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Top brass consider the instrument of their pain and join the #metoo after decades of anal abuse by politicians
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    "Nope, fxxked if I know."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    This, gentlemen, travels at 1000 ft per second 3 ft above the ground. If this comes at you from behind and you're bending over tying your shoelaces at the time, it's going to leave a very nasty taste of aluminium in your mouth.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Hmm i like it,i think i can see something of myself in this.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    the Americans back stop 3 Para on Opertion Red Mist as they always had a bigger and better toy box to choose from.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Sungod considers a careeer change when he finds himself going to extreme lengths to eradicate idiots and bellends
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    I showed it to Donald and he asked why we were making baseball bats. :roll:
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