The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    [Cheers Bally :roll: ]
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Bongofish's pecker is not on show, much to his chagrin.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Even Pinno's pop up pop up medical services couldn't assist this customer.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Doctor: "Don't worry sir, it's not unusual to get an erection during a prostate exam".
    Patient: " Surely it's unusual for the doctor to get one too though?"
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The latest version of "Frankestein" lacked the Gothic punch of the earlier offerings.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Patient: I didn't think you were going to examine my prostate today Doc?
    Doctor: I'm not.
    Patient: Oh, then why have you got your finger up there?
    Doctor: That's not my finger.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "Doctor your wedding ring is rubbing them inside of my rectum".
    "I think it's actually my wrist watch sir".
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    I think we might have some considerable difficulty transplanting your brain out from your 4rse Rick.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Another Brexiteer is diagnosed with acute talking out of their arse syndrome which has symptoms of reduced income, opportunities and wellbeing for the majority of the population.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Goo dreams of having Imposter at his mercy
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    fishbot and coopster launch their new line in special interest video
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    Norbert realised too late that he wasn't at the hair loss clinic after all.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "And what seems to be the problem this week Mr Murphy? Haven't those suppositories I prescribed you got your bowels moving yet?"

    "No doctor they were absolutely useless. For the amount of good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse!"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Friend or enema?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Surrey Comm' in recovery after learning that he isn't the font of all knowledge.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I'm not a specialist in proctology but it's always good to keep your hand in.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    HMRC Fraud Investigation Service ( Offshore) leave no avenue unexplored in their investigation into slowmart
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Hair implants, oestrogen injections, collagen, silicone boobs, contrived labia... there's a lot of work to do Mr Murphy if you want really want to be a ladyboy."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Slowmart wrote:
    HMRC Fraud Investigation Service ( Offshore) leave no avenue unexplored in their investigation into slowmart

    A confession?! Do tell.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "Is it safe?"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    Doc , I'm depressed. Why are the caption comps so sh1t these days?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Special mention to the 'Loon and Bongfish's pecker but over to Shorty
    Shortfall wrote:
    Doctor: "Don't worry sir, it's not unusual to get an erection during a prostate exam".
    Patient: " Surely it's unusual for the doctor to get one too though?"
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Bally. It's all going a bit Frank Wilson with my latest offering.

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    As pictures emerge of the famed Pro Race drinks gathering, Bracketeers become even less keen to get an invite.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Models from Pinno's Pop up Hip Replacement stall try to drum up business.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Frank Wilson at the 2019 reach around world championships.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The winners of the 2019 reach around world championships shock the audience at SPOTY by celebrating their award by doing a conga with a difference.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Spot the odd one out.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Even in a line up of pr1cks, KP still comes across as a cnut.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    To minimise their embarrassment, they ditched their Chelsea scarves before the pic was taken.

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