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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Bally made me laugh out loud with 2 of his captions but for being topical I'm giving it to Slowmart for this
    Slowmart wrote:
    Two escape from Alex Salmond’s cellar
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers SF.

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    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    MileMuncher's theories on low cadence pedalling weren't working out too well in practice.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Shortfall wrote:
    Bally made me laugh out loud with 2 of his captions but for being topical I'm giving it to Slowmart for this
    Slowmart wrote:
    Two escape from Alex Salmond’s cellar

    Pah! Fix.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Hoppys claim to be a 'hard as nails' cyclist comes true a little too literally.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Car hating bellends attempts to slow down traffic with models of coppers has little effect as plod speeds past.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    government unveils new plan to increase visible police presence
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    A perfectly sculptured, post SKY British cycling metaphor?
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    I knew I shhhhould have cot thoshe furry fleece lined deluxshe bibsh, with battery powered todger warmer pad from Pinno'ssh pop up shoppe.

    [Still available: beat the cold, f*ck Rapha,3 for the price of 2. Terms and conditions apply. Check in store for details]
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Pinno decides it's BBQ time in Stranraer.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Someone making the point that cyclists are 'armless.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Landis opens new Colombian subsidiary of his cannabis oil business.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    "Snow joke this weather you know, see" says cyclist on way to work.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Helmet? Check
    Sponsors Gillet? Check
    Low spoke count wheels? Check
    Thermal gear? ah, bugger!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    "It will be a cold day in July, when we are below Arsenal in the league", said Chelsea fans. "Er, hang on a minute...".
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "Everything smells of carrot."


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    tragically, the police wouldn't find the missing cyclist's body until the snow melted
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Police officer find cyclist close to death from hypothermia after his chain snapped in blizzard. He was last heard wailing "I wish I'd listened to that bloke who said you can't teach an old cog new links".
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Top Tip #12: Pro's may often take the "Natural break" without stopping or even slowing down much, but they don't risk it in -5 degree conditions...
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    It turns out that striving for an ever decreasing resting heart rate might not be such a good idea


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ballysmate wrote:
    "It will be a cold day in July, when we are below Arsenal in the league", said Chelsea fans. "Er, hang on a minute...".


    The dude from Cannuck is the winner
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Have you PM'd the mangy old bugger?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Slowmart wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    "It will be a cold day in July, when we are below Arsenal in the league", said Chelsea fans. "Er, hang on a minute...".


    The blind dude from Cannuck is the winner
    Order order! Oh no he isnt :)
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/table
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Slowmart wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    "It will be a cold day in July, when we are below Arsenal in the league", said Chelsea fans. "Er, hang on a minute...".


    The blind dude from Cannuck is the winner
    Order order! Oh no he isnt :)
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/table

    At the time of writing, it was correct, my glory hunting friend. :D

    Back in a bit.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Slowmart wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    "It will be a cold day in July, when we are below Arsenal in the league", said Chelsea fans. "Er, hang on a minute...".


    The blind dude from Cannuck is the winner
    Order order! Oh no he isnt :)
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/table

    At the time of writing, it was correct, my glory hunting friend. :D

    Back in a bit.
    Arsenal can't go top even when it's done on alphabetical order :)

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    Now get a move on, Trollboy :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Trying to be topical.

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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. You black b@stard".
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Just before he was coshed to death, Liam thought how ironic it was that he once starred in a film called 'Darkman'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Thats another demographic I hate irrationally, pie eaters wearing leather jackets off Penkridge market
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Pinno's top racist bashing thugs in action.

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