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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Sniff sniff.
    Can you smell fish?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    KY Jelly accused of over-stepping advertising standards.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Dragon's Den investors turn down inventors of human tea towel holder.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,674
    Moment's later, a ping pong ball shot out and hit the Romanian judge in the eye.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited January 2019
    the Post Brexit vote champagne party at Rees Mogg’s Westminster town house had his servants offer one of their number for the pleasure of his guests.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Michael Barrymore pool party anyone?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,327
    Time to call this, after an excellent crop of captions.

    In line with the forum values of diversity, inclusivity and family friendliness but with added nasal snort, victory goes to the fox's pal
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Which one of you dykes has their fist up my fanny?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Glad my efforts to be more PC are appreciated.

    Here you go. Stevo's snaps have come back from Truprint just in time.

    why-australian-dudebros-use-canadian-ski-towns-as-a-never-ending-bachelor-party-body-image-1453834974.jpg?output-quality=75&resize=960:*
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The reasons for Stevo’s annual “skiing trip” soon became apparent
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,509
    the lads shortly before discovering how things can just snap off in extreme cold
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,081
    In today's lesson, roadies learn not to take mountain bikers' 'advice' about what to wear on a skiing holiday.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Shooting stops on "Bummers On The Berms" when cold temperatures prevent performers from rising to the occasion.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,674
    John is ruing turning down the offer of the by one get one free Deluxe todger warmer offer at Pinno's pop up shop.

    ***Currently we are offering Pinno's pop up Viagra at an exclusive one off price. Check in store for details***
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The lads were very keen on the "Don't leave any yellow snow" rule.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Irish snowboarding team fail to make start after struggling to get salopettes on over the top of their boards.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Stevo was sure if he took his sock off the mods would pull it.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Often when snowboarding things go downhill very quickly
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    I assume I picked a duff pic, hence the meagre offerings. Mind you, quality always beats quantity.
    Over to Shorty with his non PC nod to Frank Wilson. formerly of this parish.

    Shortfall wrote:
    Shooting stops on "Bummers On The Berms" when cold temperatures prevent performers from rising to the occasion.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Bally. I must admit there does seem to be a dark art involved in selecting a picture that will provoke a lot of responses and it's one I haven't mastered yet either. Anyway, with a further doff of the cap to dear old Frank Wilson I give you this.
    2lw271c.jpg
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Lee Dixon gets to play the role he always wanted. The hard man at the back.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Two escape from Alex Salmond’s cellar
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Don't come on my back! Don't come on my back! Don't co... You dirty bastard!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,674
    Frankie and Billy missed the Pinno's pop up shop recall on the contaminated 'Magic Supergrow Cream'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The dry lube vs wet lube conundrum gets a definitive answer.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Slowmart wrote:
    Two escape from Alex Salmond’s cellar
    Damn! Whats the point in trying when you have fine work like this.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited January 2019
    When it arrives damaged and coming out of the wrapping, it's clear that Yodel have managed to make a mess of Elton's birthday present to Micheal Barrymore.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,327
    Sky Ocean Rescue's Matt and Philip demonstrate some of the shortcomings of single use plastic.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,509
    bullingdon club members squeal like piggies
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Brexit How hard can it be pulling out picture series release new entry.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    This seems to have dried up. I'll call it tomorrow morning.

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