The return of...Caption Competition

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Do you want me to check your prostate? Look, my fingers are quite thin.
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Pull my finger.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    With this finger I can switch off oil production and with your finger, you can switch off gas supply.
    Between us, we have everybody by the short and the curlies.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    See your problem Vlad is that you're a white middle class male, which means people can slag you off without the PC brigade getting up in arms.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "So Vlad, I said to her, one up the bum no harm done."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    No, I'm not married, but I've had a few rings on this finger.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    So we are going to go that way after it is all over yes,why do you keep laughing.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    orraloon wrote:
    You know Trump's d1ck is half the size of this?


    It’s over to the loon
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    That's nice. Said in a Brendan O'Carroll stylee. DYOR.

    Promoting the forum values of diversity, inclusivity and family friendliness, and resisting the urge to post yet another Maybot / Drumpf pic, what can you make of

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Bottom Bracketeers celebrate a non-political caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Conventional medicine failed to ease her constipation, but persist as she did with quack cures and alternative remedies, Anna just couldn't get that turd to budge.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    unexpected wedgie in the pool area
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Suddenly all the male heterosexual judges weren’t thinking of marks out of ten
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    The Invisible Man enjoys a new position.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 724
    The aliens in Dr Who get more ridiculous every series
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Which one of you dykes has their fist up my fanny?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,305
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Bottom Bracketeers celebrate a non-political caption comp.
    Oooh, some political analogies spring to my mind.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    theresa may finds inspiration for new sincere face
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    A boy in the front row swore he could see Rolf Harris if he squinted.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Swimmer takes evasive action after spotting Harvey Weinstein in the deep end.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    The inaugural International Synchronised Farting Championships went sown a treat with the judges and the audience until it was Scotland's turn. Unfortunately, chips and curry sauce the night before meant the pool had to be emptied.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    On reflection, Brown Eyed Girl wasn't the best music choice for the routine.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo misses the Brexit metaphor of the swimmer/UK contorted in pain before sinking below the surface.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    After a week of Scottish food during the European championships in Glasgow, the Spanish synchronised swimming team resort to unusual ways of relieving constipation.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    When the back of Anna's new experimental swimsuit began to shrink, the rest of the team pitched into help.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    No, no, i'm sure that was Len Fairclough*...

    *Younger viewers may need to look him up...
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    She was ready for moby’s dick
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    What's a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this?
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Take it out before the mods pull it...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    33kvzpx.jpg

    Tree huggers attempt a post global warming re-make of 'The Thing'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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