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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    The Moderator's patience with Bottommunchergroveish eventually wore thin.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The locals took exception to Big Harv slagging off their shite telly.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Les gilets jaunes were amateurs compared to les gilets bleus.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    In 2029 the Denim Jackets wreak revenge on the Etonites who lied and tricked them into thinking Brexit was a vote for The People.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Cake Stoppers finally get revenge on Boris.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited December 2018
    May goes to extreme lengths to get her party in line for the Brexit vote.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    It seems Boris descends from a long line of treacherous, devious but ultimately rather low intelligence cunts
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    New French laws introduced to deal with people who dare to make a profit.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    A glimpse of what Brits could expect under Comrade Corbyn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    After the loss to Wolves and the extinction of any title winning hopes Harry Kane lets himself go by eating pies until Levy executes a new form of contract termination.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Chevy Chase expresses displeasure at Ed Sheeran's new concert stage decor.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    After surviving all of his suspected misdemeanors, it was the Fashion Police who finally collar Trump.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Imposter eventually succeeds in his mission to track down MM.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Cake Stoppers administer their brand of justice to anyone suspected of voting Leave.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Cake Stopperss jealousy finally over boils after they see pics of Stevo's new car.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Due to a mild winter, the elderly are not dying off at a quick enough rate for Cake Stoppers and decide to speed things up a bit.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Mystery football supporter begs for last minute reprieve by claiming that he only chucked a pineapple.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Cake Stopperss jealousy finally over boils after they see pics of Stevo's new car.
    Have to say I am tempted to do that when the time comes :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    Slowmart wrote:
    It seems Boris descends from a long line of treacherous, devious but ultimately rather low intelligence *****

    i'll declare this winner

    my own entry would've been...

    "in spite of clenched legs, boris wets himself, knowing soon he'll be laying in the puddle left by mogg, farage and dacre"
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers SG

    6851734-6447191-image-a-11_1543601098741.jpg

    Any causal link between comments made on this forum and any subsequent poisoning by Novichok or invites to a Saudi consulate near you are nothing to do with me.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,219
    I shall say zis only once
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    You know Trump's d1ck is half the size of this?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    see vlad? no need for all that messy chemical stuff, just chop 'em up in the consulate, no sanctions, nada, and trump, teresa, they frickin' love me man

    i kept this finger as a memento, trump begged me for it, but i said next time, think i'm gonna give him the balls as he hasn't any, lol
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Just as well we've banned access to Cake Stop in our countries, eh.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Well Vlad, Cake Stoppers blame you for Trump, Brexit and everything else wrong in their worlds. Wait until they realise you are Milemuncher.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    I got this from Simon Templar. It was white, but I've tarnished it a bit.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "No, no, no - there will never be a sequel to 'Pinno's top whacking tips for megalomaniacs'*, it is comprehensive.

    *Available from all Pinno's pop up shops.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    You'll like this one Vlad. A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman go into a bar...
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    You missed, the hoop was supposed to go over my finger


    The older I get, the better I was.

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