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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Jacob still doesn’t comprehend that poor people have to open their own doors.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    FFS Smug, get off the fence will you.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Smog 'nice but dim' always tried his best but years of being thrashed and sodomised by prefects in a private school left him with a permanent speech impediment.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    It's time I called this I think.
    orraloon wrote:
    Grease-Smug demonstrates his idea for crossing a hard Irish border. 'S all simples, innit.

    It was close to my own idea...
    "Mogg tries to show his knowledge the Irish question with a demonstration of Riverdance"

    Over to you Orraloon


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Aw, that's nice, an early pressie. Cheers Capn.

    Continuing the theme of seasonal goodwill, how about

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    JM: "I've got a great plan - we're going to start playing football"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    right, now you've got some spare time, you can learn to fly that drone you got for your birthday.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Nah, you're kidding, they can't pay you THAT much?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    The self proclaimed sacked one
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    "Look on the bright side Jose, you'll soon be able to go and bugger up Spurs' chances of winning anything"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "Look on the bright side Jose, you'll soon be able to go and bugger up Macclesfield Town's chances of winning anything"

    FTFY
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "Look on the bright side Jose, you'll soon be able to go and bugger up Macclesfield Town's chances of winning anything"

    FTFY
    In terms of trophies recently, there''s not a lot of difference.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    ...and then i threw the pickled onion
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    As a leaving present we have got you this folded beer mat, apparently they are good for stopping things sliding down the table.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    sungod wrote:
    ...and then i threw the pickled onion

    Very clever.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    When he went, Van Gaal said in passing "Jose Mourinho would be the best man for this job".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Ole! Gunna Mourinho.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Now we collectively screwed Man U we need to get employed by Liverpool so we can get even more Qatari money for sabotaging City’s rivals.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Oops, forgot about this, too much time spent pondering Pinno's quiz. Call it tomorrow. Last chance peeps.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Right then.

    Closest to what I was thinking "We pay you how much? Getouttahere! No really, get out of here" is Capt Slog. But to avoid any whingeing about a Chuckle Brothers to me, to you vibe, only 3rd place I'm afraid.

    In 2nd place is Chris Bass with the novel use of the beer mat. However, as he has not been active since the 21st and to short circuit the hanging about for a while then choosing elsewhere...

    The fickle finger of fate bottle spin alights on the Solar Deity with
    sungod wrote:
    ...and then i threw the pickled onion
    All yours sunshine.

    [Edit. Sorry Obergruppenführer Pinno, appears I cannot send the Solar Deity a PM]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    'Boss' would suffice :D

    No, SG doesn't accept PM's from the proletariat.
    I'll remind him in the morning when he does his usual daily Pineapple thread.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    I'm fine with third place :) honestly.

    But can someone explain the pickled onion reference please?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I'm fine with third place :) honestly.

    But can someone explain the pickled onion reference please?

    I have no idea. I just said 'Very clever' because it made me seem very clever.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    I fot like if da Boss likes it den it must be well good innit.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I'm fine with third place :) honestly.

    But can someone explain the pickled onion reference please?
    +1. Don't get it?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    orraloon wrote:
    I fot like if da Boss likes it den it must be well good innit.

    Yeah, sawight, better than 'oi'.

    Can you explain the pickled onion thing?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    ^^^^

    :lol:

    So, we're waiting for SG to explain?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Where is he? C'mon SG, illuminate the masses.

    [Para mi, Mourinho has a penchant for throwing things, a strop, water bottles, his players under a bus, so why not a pickled onion? But that's just my warped senses.]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    SG is probably downloading a report from Control Risks appraising holiday/income opportunities
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    there'd been news of projectiles directed at footballists, i suspected that the grinning chap had got one with a pickled onion

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    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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