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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Deliveroo branch out into new markets.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Les gilets verts se mobilisent.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    After the success of bamboo frames, Irish company miss the mark with their attempts at a pine bike.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The dude from downunder wins
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    MF on his way to another afternoon in the car-park, hoping the disguise will work this time.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Dang! Thank you Slow. On a plane will sort a pic at the other end, if there is one...
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    If there is a plane or if there is an end?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Never sure whether the plane will make it.. :-)

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    Winner later this week.
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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Nothing could have prepared Meryl for her first viewing of Two Girls One Cup.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Meryl. Darling. We need more Cat. Release your inner tabby.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Meryl wished she had gone somewhere private for her knee trembler with the invisible man.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Earlier after using single ply toilet paper the results are suddenly noticed.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Newly single, Boris Johnson’s tinder profile causes surpise
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Mamma mia Meryl, you're looking a bit ropey"

    #Piercebrosnan via text
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Meryl is delighted with her new Pinno's pop up shop app with promotional money off facelift voucher.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    A camera catches the moment of dismay when Meryl realises that the original "Emu" has been kidnapped.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    That moment when your love eggs unexpectedly go into turbo mode.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited December 2018
    Meryl reacts to questions regarding her biggest acting challenge to date, a story of betrayal, travesty, arrogance, shocking inability, cowardice and an abdication of every worthwhile value on a national scale as she accepts the role of Mrs May in the latest Netflix tradgi-comedy blockbuster financed by Russia.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Meryl just cannot believe those threads on Bike Radar were deleted.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Capt Slog wrote:
    A camera catches the moment of dismay when Meryl realises that the original "Emu" has been kidnapped.

    I like obscure. The Cap'n takes it. :D
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Have you PM'd Capt. Slog?
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Pinno wrote:
    Have you PM'd Capt. Slog?
    Yes
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Thank you, Wheelspinner.

    I'll get on with it.

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    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Bump


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Grease-Smug demonstrates his idea for crossing a hard Irish border. 'S all simples, innit.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Why oh why do I have to mingle in Chav land... ...oh yes, I remember; it's because these people are the right sort of stupid b@stards that will believe the advantages of leaving the EU and vote for that".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    One puts one's right wing foot in
    And one shakes it all about
    While one has one's hedge fund short sterling
    To make one large amounts of cash
    That's what it's all about.

    Actually, that's not funny, too close to the truth.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    After moderators pull The Big Girls thread, Bottom Bracketeer finds alternative method of posting a picture of a cvnt on the forum without getting banned.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Shortfall wrote:
    After moderators pull The Big Girls thread, Bottom Bracketeer finds alternative method of posting a picture of a cvnt on the forum without getting banned.
    :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    A catholic boy who advocated withdrawal shows how he gets his leg over.
  • tyke999
    tyke999 Posts: 50
    He finally got the dream job in the Govt'. - Minister of Funny Walks.

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