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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "I've just seen what's under those kilts and it's gruesome!!!!!!"
    "Give it a rub lassie and it'll gruesome more!"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    No one since Maggie Thatcher had jerked off so many Scotsmen as Lulu
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Lulu, Put this in your mouth and blow me a tune
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,319
    Stevo's meeting with the Scottish disposal men gets interesting.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,233
    You make me want to shout ‘celebrity abuse’
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Boom-Bang a Bang!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    men in dresses get accosted by drunk Anthea Turner wearing charity shop clothing SHOCK!!!!!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,233
    I said blow this pipe
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Tell you what Lulu, you promise not to sing and I promise not to play the bagpipes.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    This week a well known singer from Scotland reveals two new anti ageing products.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Here we have something from Scotland known to make one of the most annoying screeching noises in the world, and alongside her a set of bagpipes.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Scottish NHS announce two highly effective methods of birth control, the skirl of bagpipes and Lulu's voice.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,060
    This one's run out steam so I'm calling it. Honourable mention goes to Shortfall but Slowmart get it with:
    Slowmart wrote:
    No one since Maggie Thatcher had jerked off so many Scotsmen as Lulu

    Take it away, Lancashire boy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,233
    Why are we waiting :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,060
    Yeah, GAFMO Slowie.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers Stevo.


    Chrstmas-Tree-Bike6.jpg
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Concerns grow for Chinese genetically edited babies as they reach puberty.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,666
    Teething problems arise with the new cycle to work/carbon capture scheme.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,666
    Milemuncher goes incognito.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Pinno wrote:
    Milemuncher goes incognito.
    :D:D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,060
    Orraloon turns green when he sees a nice Merc.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    World hide and seek championships mired in cheating scandal.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,319
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Orraloon turns green when he sees a nice Merc.
    :D got an itch that needs scratching there Stevo?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,666
    Campagnolo test the effects of pine needles in transmission systems for their Scandinavian customer base.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,666
    Romanian soldiers use high tech transportation camouflage in preparation for Russian invasion.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,319
    I love the smell of spruce in the morning.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    May brings home the Brexit negotiation bacon.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Attendees go to great lengths to ensure they are not spotted en route to the Po Face Xmas party.
  • MF on his way to another afternoon in the car-park, hoping the disguise will work this time.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,060
    Tree huggers liberate oppressed Spruce Pines.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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