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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    I would like to dedicate my win to erm, just me

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    Slowmart wrote:
    Is TLW in a drunken stupor on the streets of Shrewsbury or lying in a ditch in one of the surrounding villages?
    No ale tonight - Christ I’m bored
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Daddy.....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    TripAdvisor does prison reviews now.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    No dad, I cant do a "Chope" video right now.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Oh gross photo on your Tinder profile Dad! *swipes left*
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    TLW1 wrote:
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    "Slowmart was 'this' big"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Daddy, stop asking me what I'm wearing under my dress.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Prospective new minion receives job offer from Stevo by text and thinks “oh god not that weirdo”.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Well Dad, I can definitely get the phone into prison but the ipad will be a bit of a squeeze.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Daddy, stop asking me what I'm wearing under my dress.

    Winner winner chicken dinner
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    GET IN MY SON!!!!!!!

    MF ROCKS.

    WHO DA FUKKKKING CAPTION COMP DADDY? YUP. MF. LOOK AT HIM IN AWE, LOSERS.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    no idea how to make it into an image but here is a link.

    https://www.google.je/search?q=alsager+ ... _rSIU85bFM
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Just for you MF...

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    grazie!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Spurs fans finally get to enjoy their new stadium.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A reducing number of pre state West Ham heathen tribe wait for the next missionarys to convert them to worshipping the one true gods of football, the mighty Wolves.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    The annual Pro Race drinks gathering takes to meeting in novel locations after forum trolling jape backfires.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    The official figures for the attendance, as reported by Arsenal, was 75,000
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    theresa may's new cabinet meets to discuss post brexit trade strategy.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    'Ere Bert, see that bunch of kids up the other end posing for that camera, they voted for Brexit they did, bleedin' muppets.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    The volunteers to be Kerry kitonas next husband gets smaller each time
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Teresa’s pool of potential ministers gets ever smaller both in number, levels of IQ and redeeming personal characteristics
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The lads eventually realise that the lack of response to their chant of "you're gonna get yer fackin eads kicked in" was due to the season finishing last week.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    None of these intellectuals could figure out why Pinno wasn't getting any Topic reply notifications for the Caption comp..
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    stevo has won it.

    'ave it my son.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    stevo has won it.

    'ave it my son.
    Cheers MF. Will see what I can rustle up before I head North this evening.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    edited November 2018
    Given where I'm headed tomorrow, this seems vaguely topical:

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    Results when I'm safely back South of the border.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Lulu was about to get the biggest fright of her life after discovering that the cookery program "Highland Spit Roast" that she'd agreed to star in was something altogether different.

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