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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Jean Claude Juncker offers a Brexit deal to Theresa but with proviso that she agrees to anal sex session.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Shortfall wrote:
    Jean Claude Juncker offers a Brexit deal to Theresa but with proviso that she agrees to anal sex session.

    You mean she could shove the deal up his ar5e?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    "Phwoar" think the Tory fan bois in unison.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    There was no disgusing her discomfort when Theresa's piles flared up again.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    " 'IDS' Mrs May?!"
    "No, IBS deaf ears"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    "Can't you see
    I'm the Pied Piper
    Trust in me
    I'm the Pied Piper
    And I'll show you where it's at"

    courtesy Crispian St Peters
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Theresa might regret her decision to take part in the Stroke Association's latest poster campaign.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "Get that bloody bus out Butler!"

    ETA if you weren't around in the 70s you probably won't get it.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    ^ On the buses. I had an inkling it was so I Googled it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    "Listen to all those tw@ts in Cake Stop still whining on about how a deal is impossible" thought Theresa.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    TM realises she doesn’t like rimming
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    On a brief visit to Shropshire, the PM stumbles on a house with a garden littered with empty drinks bottles, cans and beer kegs .
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    Pinno wrote:
    On a brief visit to Shropshire, the PM stumbles on a house with a garden littered with empty drinks bottles, cans and beer kegs .
    Had to take them to the recycling, didn’t have enough room in the bins
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Shortfall wrote:
    Jean Claude Juncker offers a Brexit deal to Theresa but with proviso that she agrees to anal sex session.


    Is the winner, over to you SF
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    Why are we waiting
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    He’s been PM’d
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    Slowmart wrote:
    He’s been PM’d
    Undermined by the cabinet?
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers SM.

    289j7zo.jpg
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Oh FFS.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    I really hope that’s a snipper riffle in the background
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    "Haha love the book",Mogg's Amazing Bwexit Caper.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    May said she’ll still be Prime Minister at Christmas
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    And then Stevo said....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    "Nige, have you read that thread in Cake Stop?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited November 2018
    Putin said we are getting a Brucie Brexit Bonus and a Russian medal for doing more damage to the UK economy than Hitler.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    two mugs drink tea.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Targets acquired...
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    We could do with a couple of mellow birds
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    TLW1 wrote:
    I really hope that’s a sniper riffle in the background

    I think this has dried up so I'll pass on the baton to TLW.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Is TLW in a drunken stupor on the streets of Shrewsbury or lying in a ditch in one of the surrounding villages?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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