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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Lab Technician piggybacks onto "Me Too" movement and successfully sues bosses who allowed resuscitation dummy to stare at her breasts.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Despite falling in love with a robotic, talking head, this lab technician lamented the undeniable lack of consummation, particularly in department 69.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Even a manikin couldn’t hide his shock by the sight of knee cap knocking saggy tits
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    orraloon wrote:
    Davros interviews potential new minion.
    Davros reference is obscure enough to get the vote as winner! All yours ‘Loon
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Good onya cobber, sweet as.

    For our next round, take a peek at this.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Queenie looks anxiously out of the window to see if they've stopped whingeing about Brexit over in Cake Stop.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Phillip quick look at this, those two servants in the West wing are watching "Rent Boys Cum Bath" again.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    edited November 2018
    "I really hope that Sophie girl doesn't come around here moaning about giant, child chomping men."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "I told that bloody milk man to leave two bottles of silver top!"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Look Phil, that Charlie boy of ours is out in the yard exercising again. There's no way he's going to outlive me.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    He's not rhe messiah, he's a very naughty boy. Now go away.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Phil, Fergies blowing one of the Guards again.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Phil, it’s that ginger again who you suspect of being Harry’s dad.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited November 2018
    Queenie looks horrified as newly elected Prime Minister Jezza Corbyn hops off the bus and makes his way up to see her.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Oh no, Phil is out making silly faces at the tourists again!"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    "Get off me steps"
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Now, shall I be fish2, milemincer, bungle or coopster today?
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Bugger, it's Boris looking for knighthood again.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Oh for fvck's sake, it looks like the Spice Girls are reforming Phillip.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    You won't believe it Phil, but Rick's back. One is not amused.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Ballysmate wrote:
    You won't believe it Phil, but Rick's back. One is not amused.

    You're on form Bally.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    And time to call this as well.

    Liking it; truth speaks for itself after all.
    Slowmart wrote:
    Phil, it’s that ginger again who you suspect of being Harry’s dad.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    cheers Loon.

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    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    "Oh wow" thought Theresa "another leftie political caption comp."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    TM shows her disgust at Corby rocking up at the Cenotaph in Michael Foot's donkey jacket.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    "You just got time to say your prayers
    While you're waiting for the hammer to, hammer to fall"

    courtesy the sainted Freddie M
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    TM is told that a delegation from Cake Stop has arrived for a whinge.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    TM regrets Hoppy's dinner invitation. She realises that because it's Monday, it's fcuking lentils and no meat.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Oh no, not more wiener schnitzel at the EU Brexit talks".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    TM feels queasy after watching Frau Merkel get her tits out after a few too many schnapps at the end of summit p1ss up.

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