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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Have you PM'd CC Orraloon? He tends to lurk around here on a Friday night mainly and not often on other days.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Oh aye min, ah fairly did 'n' a'.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Gid man. Fooks sake, whits the matta wi' him? Whar the fookin fook is he? Yed think he'd gan an jumped aff inta the Clyde.

    BTW, i'm working on a new Quantock McTarantino epic called 'Lost in the highlands'. Can you tell?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Haha i's about,thanks mr loon

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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    You put your left arm in
    your left arm out
    In out, in out you shake it all about,
    You have a referendum and you turn around
    And watch the country all fall out.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "This would be an ideal spot for Pinno's post Brexit African trade stand pop up shop".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    "That Brexit deal is right here, right in front of me, can't you see it?"
  • herb71
    herb71 Posts: 253
    And once I have hold of Juncker's balls, I'm gonna twist them all the way round, like this!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    "Anyhow, we'll invite you all over once we've booted out those Frenchies and Germans."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    The Maybot fails to replicate that Peter Crouch robot dance.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    "...and this is how we rubbed the lefties' noses in it after the last general election"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Ok it's that time again.

    Winner is Herb,all yours.
    Herb71 wrote:
    And once I have hold of Juncker's balls, I'm gonna twist them all the way round, like this!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Ok no response from the herb so close second takes it.

    Stevo
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "Anyhow, we'll invite you all over once we've booted out those Frenchies and Germans."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    crumbschief wrote:
    Ok no response from the herb so close second takes it.

    Stevo
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "Anyhow, we'll invite you all over once we've booted out those Frenchies and Germans."
    Cheers CC, will do later after I escape from work...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Have a crack at this one:

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    Results in a few days time.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    edited October 2018
    V68 realised too late he *may* have over-indulged in the beer and curry.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Stevo's Invisible Minions protect him from the germ-infested PT seating.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    After facing the reality of Public transport Geoffrey prepares to return to the womb.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Quentin couldn't sit down for a month after he got talked into a fisting session by his Grindr date.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Someone from Cake Stop reckons gravity will stop working due to Brexit.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    In further steps to avert another Winter crisis, the NHS has started trials of a completely free and effective treatment for hemorrhoids.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    The levitation pill supplied exclusively by Pinno's Mediation, Meditation and Levitation pop up shop, has been recalled due to uncontrollable and spontaneous episodes*.

    All persons purchasing any form of medicine from Pinno's Global pop up chain, do so at their own risk. Customers under who are or appear to be under the age of 18, will be charged double.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Nearly forgot. And the winner is...
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Stevo's Invisible Minions protect him from the germ-infested PT seating.

    Take it away my colonial friend...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    > Bows <

    Thank you. Will this one work? Winner on weekend...

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    The mystery of what goes on in sungods 'lab' is finally solved.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Morph shocked to find Nina is transgender
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Memorial bust of Pinno's head undergoes final checks before mounting on a plinth outside the Stranraer recycling centre.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo in gimp mask is about to find himself giving head to a chick with a dick while simultaneously empathising with the #metoo movement
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,306
    Davros interviews potential new minion.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Tracey Emin wins Turner Prize for her installation "Plastic Head Looking At T1ts".

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