The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Yeah, sh1t. It's almost been a week.

    I beta pik a winna...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Pinno wrote:
    Yeah, sh1t. It's almost been a week.

    I beta pik a winna...
    GAFMO...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Yeah, sh1t. It's almost been a week.

    I beta pik a winna...
    GAFMO...

    Don't shout. Hush. I'm thinking.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Woman 2nd from left exercises right to bare arms.

    Wins it for me.

    Over to you square pants.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    GAFMO...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Press gang PM? I sent him one yesterday.

    He has until 12 noon tomorrow or it gets handed over.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    All yours Jon:
    _Jon_ wrote:
    As impatients grows whilst waiting for a winner to be announced, a lynch mob begins to form outside Pinno's pop-up shop.

    PM sent.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Thank you.

    447644.jpg

    Winner announced in a few days.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    it was the last thing he'd expected after arranging to meet a couple of bears
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    sungod wrote:
    it was the last thing he'd expected after arranging to meet a couple of bears

    Looks like a 'she' to me.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Damn global warming has upset the Salmon run and all I have left is some chewy mountain biker.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Well, if you will ignore NapD's OCP guide to bike pics...
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Despite his best efforts, daddy bear couldn't get junior any more interested in mountain bikers than the rest of us. He couldn't give a sh1t.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    "These ones taste better than roadies - they were a bit bitter."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "These ones taste better than roadies - they have more fat on them."

    FTFY
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "These ones taste better than roadies - they have more fat on them."

    FTFY
    Also true.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Ivor Pye Don's his favourite bear costume and uses his best technique for picking up girls
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The PC brigade in Cake Stop rewrite the 3 Bears story. Mommy bear is now a single parent, having been deserted by the worthless daddy bear and Goldilocks no longer conforms to the traditional gender stereotype.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Look son, the lads in Road General were spot on. She has got a cracking ar5e.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I can't carry you, baby gonna carry somebody else said the bear,after hearing that i went on the road again.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Cue the helmet debate. A helmet will save your life if you crash into a bear.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Cake Stoppers reckon the 3 bears will be cut to 2 due to Brexit.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Pinno wrote:
    Damn global warming has upset the Salmon run and all I have left is some chewy mountain biker.

    Short sighted bear blunders after picking up the scent of fish.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Look son, the lads in Road General were spot on. She has got a cracking ar5e.
    :D:D:D:D
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Shortfall wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Look son, the lads in Road General were spot on. She has got a cracking ar5e.
    :D:D:D:D

    And her t1ts aren't bad either, dad.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    ....the simple bear necessities of life...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Woman 2nd from left exercises right to bare arms.

    Woman exercises right into bear's arms

    [Kirby]Other combinations of woman, exercise, bear/bare and arms are available. [/Kirby]
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Woman 2nd from left exercises right to bare arms.

    Woman exercises right into bear's arms

    [Kirby]Other combinations of woman, exercise, bear/bare and arms are available. [/Kirby]

    Some good entries but I think Cpt Fagor wins it for a clever play on words. Over to you.

    I'll send a PM now.
  • Captain Fagor
    Captain Fagor Posts: 739
    edited August 2018
    My indecision leads to a choice of three here. Your caption should be preceded by the appropriate number 1, 2 or 3:

    milmike.jpg

    russian_rafter.jpg

    Caption_4.jpg
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    1. Captain Fagor celebrates winning the Caption Competition.