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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Police arrest Matthew Falle after bizarre "pick elf" rampage.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Tracey Emin's latest is sure to have it's critics.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    As with all new inventions, Audi's revolutionary 'magnetic drive system' has it's teething troubles.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Keep 'em coming. Creativity peeps, creativity.

    Fishybot finds out the hard way that one never, ever LOLs at a pick elf.

    It's 2021 and in Brexitland Central the natives find one of them furrin motors.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Danny Cipriani gets angry after being thrown out of Screwfix.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    The pick elves have voted.
    Pinno wrote:
    Bungle finally tracks down the MD of a well known rear hub manufacturer.

    To you...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Cheers 'loon.

    Pic on it's way.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Winner when it fizzles out:

    redneck-family-shows-off-how-small-their-penises-are-1432298122.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    staff of local brasserie await the visit of danny cipriani
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Staff from tea room go on the hunt for the tw@t that criticised their lemon and blueberry cake. Dry indeed!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    cat ignores guns to piss on guitarist


    #urinegate
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    All 8 Lib Dem MPs go hunting for anyone who said that a Burkha might make you look a bit like a letter box if you wear one.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Rumours (rumors if you like) of a pick elf army in the vicinity raise understandable concerns with residents of Sh!tbucket Arkansas, especially when they hear some elves are black.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The great and good of Bideford form a posse to run the Bromley undesirables out of town.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    locals pose with captured busker, then it's mrs saxe-coburg's turn to deliver the coup de grâce
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    "No dude, there ain't no brown in this here town.
    What? Her? She's just my latina 'housekeeper'. She don' get no gun."
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Teacher training at the Trump University.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Arsenal fans tool up before hijacking a plane to fly the 'Emery Out' banner over the Emirates.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo and VN are taken aback at the backing band when they attend their latest gig.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    cat ignores guns to wee-wee on guitarist


    #urinegate
    MF doesn't spot that the cat is in fact a Pug :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Lewisham Primary School Teacher Training Day
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Captain Fagor
    Captain Fagor Posts: 739
    Woman 2nd from left exercises right to bare arms.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Now Jim here is going to play you a song, he's been a practicing for weeks, and you WILL like it.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Arkansas Amateur Musical Improv Ensemble prepares for the first public performance of their "locally contextualised interpretation of the 1812 Overture". It had been re-imagined as a solo instrumental piece following significant casualties in group rehearsals.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Captain Fagor wrote:
    Woman 2nd from left exercises right to bare arms.

    this.

    genius

    #joy
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Killers tribute band took it a little far
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    cat disguised as pug ignores guns to wee wee on guitarist

    #ninjacat
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    this is safe right? we gave the black one the smallest gun
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The group at the "Church of the Happy Valley" siege take time out for a song and reefer break.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    As impatients grows whilst waiting for a winner to be announced, a lynch mob begins to form outside Pinno's pop-up shop.

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