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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    259in45.jpg

    Hoppy tries to 'tip' the waitress.

    I've not smoked in years, and that guy quite clearly has a dog end in his right hand.

    Is the winner!!!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Thanks shorty, the cheque's in the post :)

    I'll get one sorted this evening...so pipe down now Pinno.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Rita Sue and Bob, too, go on a motel trip.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Richard finds two passing ladies to help him move his shed
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Matthew fails to notice the winner has already been announced........
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    After a slight delay for Friday night...have a crack at this one.

    Thomas+Watts+Mud+Mischief+Abound+Annual+Summer+p8qBbEI2P4Ll.jpg

    Winner announced some time next week
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    last known picture of the victims, before the tsunami struck
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Here's mud in your eye,all of them.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    As per normal, Hoppy ignored the bikini clad women, and dived into what he thought was a big puddle of beer.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Shortfall wrote:
    Matthew fails to notice the winner has already been announced........

    AT the moment Matthew is barely functioning. Roll on the next war - that will be less frustrating that his life at the moment.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Trump eventually disappears up his own arse hole.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Jump In A Muddy Puddle - Clacton's post-Brexit amusement park's new attraction draws large crowds.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    crudder tries to explain his attraction to crud, roadies unimpressed
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    This one has run out of inspiration, so I'm giving it to Lawnmower Man for this one:
    orraloon wrote:
    Jump In A Muddy Puddle - Clacton's post-Brexit amusement park's new attraction draws large crowds.

    All yours Looney.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    This one has run out of inspiration, so I'm giving it to Lawnmower Man for this one:
    orraloon wrote:
    Jump In A Muddy Puddle - Clacton's post-Brexit amusement park's new attraction draws large crowds.

    All yours Looney.
    8) Not too much lawn mower action in these drought conditions. Anyway, not my bag, leave that sort of thing to hard working and cheaper E European co-workers... Oh. Fxxx. B4st4rd leave voting Coopster bots...

    Back shortly. [Who you calling Shortly?]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Here ye go. Shamelessly nicked from a PBlakeney post on a different subject.

    2rvzwau.jpg

    As ever, result when creativity appears exhausted.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Go and pick me out an Audi i told Barry,never again.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Liberals take proportionate action when man makes observation that wearing a certain garment might make people look like pillar boxes.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    MileMuncher would quickly come to regret turning up at the Bottom Bracket drinks get together.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Mobile pickaxe holder for sale,one careful owner.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Jeremy Corbyn rues decision to park his car outside the Headquarters of the Board of Jewish Deputies.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    when I said pick your favourite....
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Glad I covered my number plate, they'll never know which car is mine...... oh!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Bracketeers whack Orraloons car after getting bored waiting for the caption comp result.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    TLW returns to his car in the West country after locals discovered that all Scrumpy stocks have been totally run dry.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    audi drivers, shittest of all the drivers
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Visitors to Stranraer get the usual warm welcome.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Bungle finally tracks down the MD of a well known rear hub manufacturer.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Pinno finally loses patience with his old banger and does a 'John Cleese' on it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    That's the last time someone parks outside of my pop up shop in the 'Reserved for Pinno's old bangers' private parking space. It's a good job the owners bought the Lingerie and battery aided pleasure gadget starter pack or else it would have been worse.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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