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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    1. Richard's mystery absence from Cake Stop is explained.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    2. Pinno goes fishing in his local Loch and finds some novel items.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    3. Initiation ceremony for Cake Stop Liberals gets into full swing.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    1, Snowflake Millennial from Road General sends Ivor Pye threatening images of himself for making vaguely sexist comments.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    3, Disturbing images emerge of Simon Cowell engaging in sado massochistic orgy before he became famous.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    3

    the secret of daily mail editor's rosy cheeks is revealed
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    2, MileMuncher descends into mental health crisis after yet another Bike Radar ban.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    1,2 and 3: Frank Wilson's 3 stereotypical Freudian personalities reveal much.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    2. Fishfish tries but fails.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    1. Roadie who thinks he has a cracking ar5e and tight cycling shorts disappointed when he isn't drafted.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,219
    1. What's the worst that could happen?

    3. The results of exercising your right to bear arse
  • Captain Fagor
    Captain Fagor Posts: 739
    Forumites' creative juices seem to have dried up somewhat, so I’ll offer some of my own insomnia-induced captions…

    1. The self-proclaimed “Cyclepath Psychopath” celebrates the aftermath of another successful evening’s crime in the comfort of his aging step-mother’s home.
    2. After pitching his love-tent too near the Volga, Sergei celebrates being doubly grateful for Olga’s tight orifi, although still wishes she was empty.
    3. With Alan’s consistently high standards of professionalism and good time keeping having set a dangerous precedent for public sector colleagues, Dulwich Town Council members take appropriate action.

    Now that I've offended half the country with 3, on with the judging…
    thistle (MBNW) came close with: “3. The results of exercising your right to bear ars*”

    ...but I think Shortfall edges it with:
    "3, Disturbing images emerge of Simon Cowell engaging in sado masochistic orgy before he became famous."

    Over to you, Shortfall. :D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    PM Shortfall Fagor, it's in dem rools.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    2dsa3c.jpg

    Thanks Fagor. Keep it clean fellas :D
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "Shall we talk about the first thing that pops up?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Nope, that's not my candle in the wind.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Pinno goes cruising in his Porsche and pulls Miss Scotland.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Irn Bru's latest advertising campaign goes both abstract and contemporary.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Daddy!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Elton the sheep is in need of a Sheeran.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    A young Ed Sheeran has an unusual experience in Santa's grotto.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Even gingers can pull.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Off with his Ed said the Queen.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I'm going to call this tomorrow. I've picked a winner but there's still time for someone to sink lower into the depths of depravity and steal it.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    dirty donald's last sight before he became ginger spitroast
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "I can't find it Elton baby"
    "That's because I had it chopped off in '98".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Ed's secret is out - he really is just a ventriloquist's dummy. That explains the voice...
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Ed thought the nurse looked slightly unusual as he was told he might feel a small prick.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Brit beauty at its best.

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