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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno goes cruising in his Porsche and pulls Miss Scotland.

    Is my winner.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Shortfall wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno goes cruising in his Porsche and pulls Miss Scotland.

    Is my winner.
    Cheers SF. It took a bit of effort to insult multiple people in 10 words I tell you.

    I'm on the case...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Have a crack at this one:

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    Results in the week sometime.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    ed's let himself go, but eltonia looks much better after the change
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    After a 2 year binge diet of Chips with curry sauce, Irn Bru, MD 20/20 and deep fired battered Mars bars, Gordon McTavish had serious constipation and wind. Moments after this picture was taken, the camera man, Mrs McTavish and the front wall of the bedroom was blown out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    No one was available at Pinno's pop up shop to answer questions regarding their so called 'Healthy diet scheme'*.

    *With loyalty discounts, coupons and BOGOF options. Sign up now to avoid disappointment.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "How was it for you Hoppy darling?"
    "I knew I shouldn't have taken that extended holiday".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    I'll call this one tomorrow so get yer entries in...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    In a recent turnaround after the food standards authority paid a visit to Pinno's pop up shop, diet pill prices were slashed.
    Mr McTavish was apparently delighted although the skip lorry hired to take him there broke down up a hill.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Right, from a very thin Field of entries, it goes to Pinno for this one (bearing in mind he had an 80% chance of winning based on numbers of entries :) )
    Pinno wrote:
    "How was it for you Hoppy darling?"
    "I knew I shouldn't have taken that extended holiday".

    Take it away Mr. P.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    .Been busy fitting the kitchen door to finally finish PPP. It's finally officially finally finished. Finally.

    On the case, back soon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Winner when it fizzles out:

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Chicken Vindaloo trials in North Korea get cut short.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    "No officer, there wasn't a fight. They just brushed past a couple of nice Russian lads who were selling perfume."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Fu Kum Yung wins world sleeping logs championship for a record 8th time.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Art critics go wild for this year's Turner Prize winner.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    The Korean attempt to adopt French working practices is not an immediate success.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Mime artists are asked to portray their thoughts on Brexit.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Chinese Bike Radar readers prefer to commit mass hari-kari rather than be subjected to yet another cake shop Brexit thread.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Now that's what I call a fart.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    "Apparently they were just papering over the cracks"
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Chinese make their views very clear regarding "The Church of Latterday Saints".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    People as far afield as China die of boredom waiting for the caption comp result.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Right, i'm taking a random punt as the entries are a little poor. So it's pot luck and good luck. John McCririck says "The odds are on Stevo with the highest number of entries. Who would bet against him?" Back soon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Rolled a dice, came up 6. There's no 6.
    Rolled it again, came up number 4.

    So, it's over to you Jon, take it away.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,021
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Thanks.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "Ooo, you need to go to Pinno's pop up shop for some magic cream mate"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    James has a flash-back to the day when "Jim Fixed it" for him.


    The older I get, the better I was.

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