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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    crumbschief wrote:
    Ok time for a new one,

    Winner is Mr Stevo
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "Yeeehaaar. 'Induction day' for the new choir boys."
    Cheers CS. I'm on it...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Well?! :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Pinno wrote:
    Well?! :roll:
    Well I was due to be on the case and then I forgot on account of last nights drinking :) Bear with me...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Here you go, results sometime...

    police-carnival.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Putting the "come" into community policing.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    "Is it in yet?"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Pinno wrote:
    Well?! :roll:
    Well? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "Not many particulars left to take down darling".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    There were ugly scenes at today's Notting Hill Carnival when a Mr Frank Wilson was arrested for attacking a policeman he mistakenly accused of "bumming" a dancer.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    i told you it'd tickle more than those feathers
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • johnnymcg259
    johnnymcg259 Posts: 569
    "here then.....how's my other helmet.....?!"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "Hello babe, let's talk about the first thing that pops up."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    PC(SO) Norman enjoys the practical session of the Met Police Diversity Training.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Arthur didn't normally get this much action, but then neither did the police officer.



    (Just as an aside. Can you imagine the outcry if the genders/positions were reversed? I think arrests would have been made).


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    After suggesting a game of 'hide the truncheon' and then realising he'd left it at the station, improvisation was required.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    The Met gets to grips with Windrush.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Forgive me if i harden- forgive me if i don't.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    OK, time gentlemen please. Some good entries and special mentions for Goo and Slog, but for topicality and making me laugh on the train last week so that I was getting 'funny looks' from a couple of other commuters, first place goes to Shortfall for:
    Shortfall wrote:
    There were ugly scenes at today's Notting Hill Carnival when a Mr Frank Wilson was arrested for attacking a policeman he mistakenly accused of "bumming" a dancer.
    All yours Shorty.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Stevo. Here's something so disturbing I nearly didn't post it.

    259in45.jpg
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Cruel pranksters leak Pinno's holiday snaps.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Get a move on with the camera Granddad, I'm desperate to keep it in the family.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Sungod reacts to the suggestion of another early morning bike ride in Lanzarote.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Honestly, I'm more aero like this
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The reason why you don't leave your wet cozzie to dry on a coat hook.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    259in45.jpg

    Hoppy tries to 'tip' the waitress.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    259in45.jpg

    Hoppy tries to 'tip' the waitress.

    I've not smoked in years, and that guy quite clearly has a dog end in his right hand.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    hopkinb wrote:
    I've not smoked in years, and that guy quite clearly has a dog end in his right hand.
    Which reminds me, can you pm me the details of that restaurant you went to? :twisted:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Follow me there are good times this away ->,i incest.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    After 37 years, Human League release deleted scene from "Don't you want me, baby" video.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    After the return of the hot spell in time for the start of the season, a Man City fan models the new club 'hot weather' home kit.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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