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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Perhaps Mick Dundee's weapon ain't so big after all.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    "Strewth mate, there's a bloke there with no strides on"
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    I think it's probably time to call this one.

    This is the type of caption I had in mind when I posted it so the winner is.....
    Capt Slog wrote:
    James has a flash-back to the day when "Jim Fixed it" for him.

    Over to you.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Thanks Jon.

    Have a go at this......

    19-things-you-need-to-know-about-theresa-may-2-12420-1468317170-8_dblbig.jpg


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Who farted?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Police investigating causes of social division and economic collapse detain a prime suspect.
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    How was I supposed to know that the perfume bottle that went flying out of my handbag and onto Boris Johnson's door handle when I slipped on a banana skin contained Novichock?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    May arrested by Cake Stop Remainers for asking the Eurotwats to do a not unreasonable deal.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    After Brexit Theresa May said she'd pick up the bill
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    TM looks purposeful as she prepares to ram a punnet of cherries up Donald Tusk's chuff.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    No, no, no - we need better policies not police-ies
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    The left looks to Theresa as the right looks on.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Interest seems to have dried up on this (and the thread if truth be told).

    I like Crumbschief's contribution the best, so that's the winner.


    My own caption...
    Theresa now regrets having set up the new 'Fashion Police' division.

    take it away Crumbs.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Oh thank you Slog.

    German-Chancellor-Merkel--008.jpg?width=620&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=34f504d4dd76b3f2b206be88c539bedc
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Zis Mr Farage, ve haf vays of making him talk!"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    The Invisible Man squirmed in pleasure as Frau Merkel massaged his prostate.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Now, THAT's a bogie.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    No no Trumpy baby, this is a big hand.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "2 cleaning gloves for the price of one at Pinno's post Brexit pop up shop! What a bargain."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Angela Merkel prepares to welcome Jurgen Klopp at Frankfurt airport after tonight's Carabao Cup result.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    This is what I really think of Liberalism!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    I'll show Vince what an erotic spasm is
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Ok time for a new one

    and the winner is Pinno.
    Pinno wrote:
    "Zis Mr Farage, ve haf vays of making him talk!"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Aaaaaaaaaaargh, sh1t.

    That means I have to find a picture.

    Back soonish.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Overloaded-transport.jpg

    Winner when it fizzles out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    MileMuncher vows never to buy those crummy tyres for his taxi again after premature wear and multiple punctures.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Pics reveal the real reason for Pinno's car having problems starting.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Venezuelan refugees flea back to their home country from the shores of Great Britain after hearing that Corbyn might become PM.

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