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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Trumps push for increased NATO spending pays dividends at last.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    US trade negotiators rehearse for their meeting with deal-seeking Brits.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    Novochok filled cartridges prove to be useful.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Due to the unseasonally low quality of this week's entries I have awarded the win to slowmart on a technicality.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Jeez, give the boy a chance,
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    screenshot2018-05-25at14.04.36.png?itok=g2CVWdQN

    Cheers DHL

    When the entries run out of puff its done
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Hey doc, look at that weirdo out on his bike wearing nothing but lycra when it's bloody freezing.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    I'm fine thanks Doc, the electric motor hidden my seatpost means I hardly have to pedal.

    (A bit late now but I've just thought of one for the previous caption, "you were meant to shoot down the bl**dy paraglider!").
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    apparently having asthma is a big thing in cycling these days
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    "Hey Mr. Roadie, you forgot your d1ldo."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    The development team misunderstood what was meant by the term "Big Pharma"
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Tour de Pharmacy highlights, Eurosport 2, 2100.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Wether in snow or inhale i ride.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    In am certain and I have been looking at it for most of my career but that bloody stem is on squint.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Dan Roan tries to get a quick word with Froome.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    crumbschief wrote:
    Wether in snow or inhale i ride.


    The winner.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Cheers Slowmart.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    "Yeeehaaar. 'Induction day' for the new choir boys."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I never thought we’d make bail
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    The first guests start to roll in for the Jimmy Savile memorial fancy dress party.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Liverpool fans are jubilant with their new goalkeeper
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    What did I tell you about putting co2 cartridges up my @rse Bishop?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    See, Manc33's "there's no such thing as gravity" was correct.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,639
    "Altars, Communion cups, sash's, candle holders, Bible's (old and new), dog collars, robes and more - all on sale now at Pinno's Holy pop up shop sale, yippeeee".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    in disguise, rees-mogg and johnson celebrate evading their pursuers, it will be their final mistake
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Maradona and Motty heading back from London Pride.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    News reaches Gerald and Tony that the statute of limitations DOES apply in cases of historical child sex abuse.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    "School's out for summer - now where are all those school kids?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Ok time for a new one,

    Winner is Mr Stevo
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "Yeeehaaar. 'Induction day' for the new choir boys."

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